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Chapter 144: ADOI Pilgrimage: The Final Chapter
*On some sort of Divine Plane*
Jipostus: Where the fu-
Ssraxx: You are now on the Divine Plane, where all the gods are...
Jipostus: ...Did I just get drugged, drunk, and high on shrooms at the same time?
Ssraxx: No, you're here because I summoned you here.
Onn: So you could finally be killed off.
Ssraxx: Hey! I was gonna s-
Ssraxx: -ay that... But yes, that lawful prick is right.
Istaria: Mmmm.. it IS good! *Eats cake*
Jipostus, Onn, Ssraxx: o_O
Ssraxx: Anyway, yes, I summoned you here so I can remove your "curse" and then, kill you off...
Jipostus: By "curse" you mean my so called immortality?
Ssraxx: That is correct.
Jipostus: Why didn't you just remove it and let me die?
Onn: That kind of curse you have can't be removed so easily... It had to be done on close distance.
Jipostus: Umm... You're gods.. Can't you just do... Anything?
Istaria: Omnomnom... No.. Omnom...
Ssraxx: You see, even we have our limitations.
Jipostus: Whatever... There is one little thing I want to do before you kill me.
Ssraxx: And that is...
Jipostus: I AM A MAN! *Punches Ssraxx, launching him into a wall*
Onn, Istaria: What the...
Ssraxx: Ow... How was that... Possible?
Jipostus: Whoa... I can... Punch... Gods?
Onn: Okay, That's it, You're going down. *Touches Jipostus's forehead, removing the immortality*
Jipostus: Agh... The... Headache... God...
Onn, Istaria, Ssraxx: Yes?
Jipostus: ...Screw you!
Ssraxx: Now then... Prepare to die... Puppet...
Jipostus: ..Fuck you!
God of Censorship: NOOOOO! *Implodes*
Jipostus: *Blasted away from the Divine Plane because of the shockwave*
Ssraxx: Man I hate you...
God of Censorship: Just doin' my job.
Ssraxx: But at least now that puppet is dead... You happy now!?
Onn: I still want to beat you in a poker match.
Ssraxx: You're on!
Istaria: Here we go again...
*On a Distant Shore*
Kid: Hey, Daddy, What is that? *Points to the small dot in the sky*
Dad: That is a star. I have told you that hundreds of times by now, why can't you remember that?
Kid: But that star is coming closer... And... It's screaming...
Dad: What! *Takes a closer look* RUN AWAY! *Runs away with his kid*
Jipostus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Splashes to the water, and passes out*
To be continued?
© 2011 Jipostus
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