Chapter 144: ADOI Pilgrimage: The Final Chapter

*On some sort of Divine Plane*

*Explosion*

Jipostus: Where the fu-

Ssraxx: Welcome...

Jipostus: -ck?!??!

Ssraxx: You are now on the Divine Plane, where all the gods are...

Jipostus: ...Did I just get drugged, drunk, and high on shrooms at the same time?

Ssraxx: No, you're here because I summoned you here.

Jipostus: Why?

Onn: So you could finally be killed off.

Ssraxx: Hey! I was gonna s-

Jipostus: WHAT?!?!?!?

Ssraxx: -ay that... But yes, that lawful prick is right.

Onn: Hey!

Istaria: Mmmm.. it IS good! *Eats cake*

Jipostus, Onn, Ssraxx: o_O

Istaria: What?

Ssraxx: Anyway, yes, I summoned you here so I can remove your "curse" and then, kill you off...

Jipostus: By "curse" you mean my so called immortality?

Ssraxx: That is correct.

Jipostus: Why didn't you just remove it and let me die?

Onn: That kind of curse you have can't be removed so easily... It had to be done on close distance.

Jipostus: Umm... You're gods.. Can't you just do... Anything?

Istaria: Omnomnom... No.. Omnom...

Ssraxx: You see, even we have our limitations.

Jipostus: Whatever... There is one little thing I want to do before you kill me.

Ssraxx: And that is...

Jipostus: I AM A MAN! *Punches Ssraxx, launching him into a wall*

Onn, Istaria: What the...

Ssraxx: Ow... How was that... Possible?

Jipostus: Whoa... I can... Punch... Gods?

Onn: Okay, That's it, You're going down. *Touches Jipostus's forehead, removing the immortality*

Jipostus: Agh... The... Headache... God...

Onn, Istaria, Ssraxx: Yes?

Jipostus: ...Screw you!

Ssraxx: Now then... Prepare to die... Puppet...

Jipostus: ..Fuck you!

God of Censorship: NOOOOO! *Implodes*

Jipostus: *Blasted away from the Divine Plane because of the shockwave*

Ssraxx: Man I hate you...

God of Censorship: Just doin' my job.

Onn: Whatever...

Ssraxx: But at least now that puppet is dead... You happy now!?

Onn: Almost...

Ssraxx: What?

Onn: I still want to beat you in a poker match.

Ssraxx: You're on!

Istaria: Here we go again...

*On a Distant Shore*

Kid: Hey, Daddy, What is that? *Points to the small dot in the sky*

Dad: That is a star. I have told you that hundreds of times by now, why can't you remember that?

Kid: But that star is coming closer... And... It's screaming...

Dad: What! *Takes a closer look* RUN AWAY! *Runs away with his kid*

Jipostus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Splashes to the water, and passes out*

To be continued?

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