Chapter 130: Just Another Day in Copyright Infringement Land
*We rejoin our heroes sometime after they're done strangling each other*
Travis: So, you're saying you're no longer chaosy, and as a result, you're a fully realized sorceress?
Akki: Yep. :D
Travis: That's not fair. >:(
Akki: I know. :D
*Sometime later, outside the entrance to the caverns of chaos*
Nonnak: *just finishing up a motivational speech to his massive army of undead* ...AND REMEMBER, THEY CAN TAKE YOUR LIVES AGAIN, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE MINE!
Army of Undead: *cheering*
Travis: *walks by, pushes Nonnak down a rather large, ratherly conveniently placed hole* Stop not dying.
Dayn, Jerrica, Akki, Dutchess, Si'Var: *follow Travis*
Undead: *look down hole*
Emperor Lich: *sigh* I'll get the rope...
*in Terinyo*
Akki: Okay, Dayn, take the crumpled scroll to Kellykfjbhdkjgh and he should give you the TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER
Dayn: Okay, of to Kelly-what's-his-face-name-bobbers!
Travis: Khelavaster. His name is Khelavaster.
Dayn: Gesundheit.
Travis: *Rapidly stabs*
Dyan: Hurk *keels over* Ooo, a coin!
Dutchess: ... Remind me why I travel with you all again?
Dayn: For the Scooby Snacks?
Akki: No, those are for you.
Dayn: Mmmmmm....
Travis: What's a scoo'bie sna'hk?
Akki: Definitely not some kind of copyright infringement. :D
*elsewhere, in another time, on another planet called "Earth"*
Slash: lol scooby sn-
*Doorbell*
Slash: Yyyesss--
Lawyer: LAWSUIT *smacks with briefcase*
Slash: X_o I don't even live at home anymore! How do you find me?!
*Elsewhere*
Sivart: Heh heh heh... Bitch.
*Back to the Heroes*
Subway employee: Yes?
*.... We seriously didn't make that joke*
Dayn: I feel as if the forces that be are plotting a cruel joke on us....
Travis: What give you that idea?
Jerrica: Couldn't be because you have a tail now, could it?
Travis: CHAOS DAMN IT! *Reaches into his bag for a Cure Corruption* Uh-oh... We have a problem...
Akki: Meh, I kinda like it.
Travis: Thanks... >_> I think...
Dayn: How did you grow a tail, anyway? There's no chaos here.
Travis: *pulls out the Crown of Chaos* I think this.
Akki: I thought you were hiding that in your portable hole.
Travis: I was, but, it's so pretty. @_@
Dayn: *takes the crown, opens Travis' magical storage place, throws crown in* Problem solved. Now, let's quit goofing around and get the TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER from Khelavaster.
Akki: Gesundheit.
Travis: Is this before or after we stab him?
Jerrica: No stabbing the quest people!
Travis: Damn... You ruin all the fun...
Kehelavaster: *invisible* I heard that.
Travis: You heard nothing *jedi mind trick hand wave*
Khelavaster: No, I'm pretty sure I did...
Travis: DAMN YOU OBI WAN!
*elsewhere*
Obi Wan: Heh heh heh... Bitch.
© 2011 Travis Prue and Paul Heilig.
Star Wars and everything related is © George Lucas.
Scooby Doo and everything related is © somebody.
Subway and everything related is © (probably) Jarred.
PLEASE DON'T SUE US. (well, you can sue Paul :D Paul: Sadface!!!)
Copyright Infringement Man: NOOOO- oh fuck, I'm too late. *explodes*