Chapter 47: A Quest and a Moloch!
We join the party, lost in a cave.
Hawkslayer: 0.o Where are we?
Jerrica: We're kinda lost again, aren't we?
Dayn: Ye-
Travis: No, we're not.
Dayn: We're not?
Travis: Nope :D
Dayn: Then where are we?
Travis: Completely lost! :D
Jerrica: Like your sanity?
Travis: Can't lose what I've never had :D...
Dayn: Wait a second... Hawkslayer, haven't we been here before?
Hawkslayer: I do believe we have! Isn't this the hidden path to the High Mountain Village? 0.0
Dayn: I do believe we have found our location!
Hawkslayer: 0.o I do beli-
Travis: Right. So, what are we gonna do now? Continue on to the HMV, or go back?
Dayn: I say we continue.
Jerrica: Continue onward.
Hawkslayer: 0.o ONWARD!
Travis: Then onward we go!
*Later*
Dayn: I could have SWORN there was a secret door around here somewhere!
Travis: You better find it... it's too cramped in here with all five of us in here...
Dayn: It was riiiiiight...
Hawkslayer: O_O HERE! *punches the wall, causing the secret door to open*
Dayn: I knew it was there...
Jerrica: Yeah... Right...
Dutchess: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR! *runs away*
Travis: I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna see what new toys Leggot has in his shop.
Dayn: I guess we'll get more advice from the Oracle.
Jerrica: That's a good idea. I've always wanted to visit her.
Travis: Alright. I'll meet you by the Oracle when I'm done.
*later at Leggot's shop*
Travis: Hmmm... scroll of danger... farmer corpse... potion of cure corrpution... boar skull... wand of monster creation... who would want this crap?
Leggot: ARE YE INSULTIN' MAH STUFFS!?
Travis: o.o no
Leggot: That's what I thought...
Travis: OOOOOH! What's this?! *picks up an oddly shiny longbow.*
Leggot: Oh, just some crappy, worthless longbow. You can have it for 100 coins.
Travis: It looks elven... I'll give you 50 for it.
Leggot: 110
Travis: 80
Leggot: 200
Travis: 5
Leggot: 50 and that's my final offer. Plus I'll throw in this bundle of 50 arrows free!
Travis: Bleh, fine! *pays the gold and leaves*
Leggot: Sucke- wait a minute...
Travis: *outside the shop* sucker.
*later at other side of HMV*
Hawkslayer: 0.0 Hmm... I.. Sense that there is something here... *punches wall, causing a secret door open*
Gaab'baay: Hullo. I am Gaab'baay. I sense you are lawful... go away or I will drown you in your own stomach acid.
Hawkslayer: 0.0 right! *walks away*
Oracle: And that's how you prevent noodles from sticking!
Jerrica and Dayn: @_@ *taking notes*
Travis: Hey, guys! Guess what I bought! :D
Jerrica: A new robe?
Dayn: Enough spells to destroy earth?
Hawkslayer: 0.0 pi?
Travis: No, no and no. I got this! *shows them the longbow*
Dayn: I didn't know that you knew archery.
Travis: I don't.
Jerrica: Why did you get it then?
Travis: It's shiny, and it came with a bundle of 50 arrows. One of the arrows is silvery even! :D
Hawkslayer: o.O Anyhow, there was that strange woman behind a secret wall.
Travis: Oh?
Hawkslayer: She threatened to drown me in my own stomach acid 0_o
Travis: Where is she?
Hawkslayer: Over there o_O.
Travis: Thanks. *goes over to Gaab'Baay* Hello
Gaab'Baay: I sense you are neutral, go away or I will drown you in my stomach acid.
Travis: Your sense is off, old bat. I am a crowned champion of ChAoS! :D
Gaab'Baay: Explain the tiara.
Travis: SSraxx is an asshole.
*Gaab'Baay backs away*
Travis: *teleports away just before a lightning bolt strikes the spot he was standing.*
Gaab'Baay: Strange wizard...
Travis: *right behind Gaab'Baay* Yeah, I am strange :D
Gaab'Baay: EEEEEEK! DON'T DO THAT!
Travis: So, do you believe that I'm chaotic now?
Gaab'Baay: Yes. Now, I have a quest for you.
Travis: Sweet!
Gaab'Baay: Satisfy the demented one.
Travis: Who and where is that?
Gaab'Baay: Ye shall find out... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Travis: Bitch.
*WHAM*
*later in the hidden path*
Dayn: Hahahahaaaa. You got beaten up by an old bat!
Travis: A chaotic old bat.
Jerrica: Still an old bat.
Travis: Ha Ha H- *stops in his tracks*
Dayn: Hey, Travis, what's wrong?
Travis: Huh?
Dayn: You just... stopped.
Travis: Just thought that I remembered something, but it's nothing. :D
Dayn: Ohhhkay...
Jerrica: I sense a pious aura.
Dayn: Which way?
Jerrica: Over that way. *points to the south east*
Dayn: Hmmm, must have been behind a hidden door or something.
Travis: We don't need to make any sacrifices right now, do we? I mean, come on, we got stuff to do. Remember Gaab'Baay wants us to satisfy the demented one, So let's just go and never come back through here again! :D
Hawkslayer: What's your problem? 0.0
Travis: Nothing, I promise, I'm just in a hurry, I want to get the reward for the quest.
Dayn: You're acting kinda funny...
Travis: It's no-
*THUMB*
Dayn: What was that?
Travis: O_O It knows we're here...
Dayn: Who? What?
*The wall to the west is crumbled to dust and a greater moloch walks out*
Greater Moloch: I. found. you. hu-mans!
Travis: That.
Dayn: Wait, you knew that thing was here? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US!?
Travis: I really don't like molochs... I figured we could just leave and not come back :)
Jerrica: Actually, I kinda like that idea.
Dutchess: *Runs to hidden door* This way!
Dayn: Right! Let's go!
*Travis, Jerrica, and Hawkslayer follow*
Travis: closeitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseit!
Dayn: OKAY, CALM DOWN!
Travis: lockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockit!
Jerrica: *Locks the door.* Happy now?
Travis: No, not really.
Who exactly is Gaab'Baay? Who is the demented one? Where is he? What secrets does he hold? Who am I? Where Am I? What secrets do I hold? How will our heroes deal with the greater moloch? Find out in chapter 48.
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