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Chapter 13: Bravewark
*We rejoin Travis in the elevator*
Travis: *Riding the elevator up and down to random floors* WEEEEEEEEE!
Demon: ,yEh tAhT SaW Ym !rOoLf
Travis: Oh, sorry. *takes the elevator back to the Demon's floor*
Demon: kNaHt UoY *gets off the elevator*
Travis: <_< >_> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Back on the 1st floor*
Jipostus: Maybe I shouldn't have told him about that...
*Back with the other heroes on the -1st floor*
Emu Army: WARRRRRK!
Emu King: Wark, WArkK!
Dayn: There's really an emu king... whodathunkit?
Akki: Doesn't make Travis any less crazy.
Travis: Yeah, he's still fucking insane.
Jipostus: Yeah, he almost wore out the elevator.
Dayn: THE WHAT?!!?
Travis: *facemaces Jipostus* Yeah, it turns out there's an elevator.
Akki, Dayn, Jerrica: *kill themselves*
*in the elevator*
Akki, Jerrica, Dayn: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Back on the final floor*
Travis: Feel better?
Jerrica: That was so fun.
Akki: Let's do it again!
*Back in the elevator*
Travis, Dayn, Akki, Jerrica, Penelope, Jipostus, Dutchess, Hawkslayer, Emu army, Emu king: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Akki: Wait, Dutchess and Hawkslayer?
Dutchess: Hi. *facemaces Jipostus*
Hawkslayer: 0.@ Hello.
Travis: How the hell did you two get here?
Hawkslayer and Dutchess: I dunno.
Dayn: WORKS FOR ME!
*three days later*
Dayn: Is this elevator supposed to have that kind of shrieking sound?
Travis: Probably not.
Travis: Definitely not.
*Bottom of the elevator shaft*
Rodney: Where is the elevator? Hmm... *looks up* D: *crushed to death for good*
Travis: It sure was lucky the elevator broke on the final floor.
Dayn: Almost like... fate.
Jerrica: So, where were we?
Dayn: I think we were fighting the emus or whatever.
Travis: Oh, right.
Travis: *gets on Penelope, starts riding back and forth, and begins talking in a Scottish accent* Fight and you'll probably kinda almost die. Run and you'll still probably die... just not as soon. And dying under the emu's nasty feet many minutes from now, would you be willing to trade all the minutes from this second to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell these filthy ostrich like creatures that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our lives!!!
Penelope: Warrrrk... 'v'
Dayn: Was that really necessary?
Travis: Just kill the damn overgrown chickens.
Travis: *knocked off Penelope, trampled*
Dayn: Oh, look, Travis got trampled... again.
Dutchess: Does that happen often?
Dayn: Do penguins waddle?
Travis: Luckily, I live! *stabs emu*
Hawkslayer: o.0 Just to let you know, the portal out of here is like two feet away. Why bother fighting?
Travis: For honor.
Dayn: What honor?
Travis: *thinks for a moment* Good point. *jumps through the portal*
Dayn: I'm outta here! *Jumps out as well*
Everybody: *Jumps out*
Jipostus: Might as well follow... *Walks to the elevator and jumps in*
*Back in Ancardia*
Portal: *opens, throws everybody and everything out at the entrance to the Drakalor Chain*
Travis: *snaps his fingers, burns the emus to a tasty, crispy state* OWNED, BITCHES!
Sign: *drops out of the sky* Here at Travis' Fried Emu, only the tastiest and meatiest emu are used. Along with Travis' secret blend of 23 herbs and spices, TFE is the best fried emu in Ancardia! Get a family meal for only 59 gold!
Travis: ...The fu-
Censorship man: NOOOOOOOOOoooo... OOOH, FRIED EMU! *om noms*
Dayn: I guess we're back in Ancardia... And it still doesn't make any sense.
And thus, our heroes made it out of the other dungeons of doom. With the fabled Amulet of Yendor in their grasp, and about 50 fried emus, they set out to get revenge on Andor Drakon for being a complete douchebag and trapping them in that emu infested hellhole.
Weird chaosy phantom thingy: *gnawing on Travis' leg*
Travis: GET OFF ME! *hitting the phantom thingy with his sandal*
Well, they'll try.
© 2012 Travis Prue and Jipostus
Braveheart is © Scotland.
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