Chapter 10: Amulet GET! Abridged

*We rejoin our heroes on Floor 25*

Jerrica: That felt like the longest two hours of my life.

Travis: Yeah, it felt like YEARS.

Dayn: Look, a giant head!

Giant Head: I AM THE WIZARD OF YENDOR, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME... RODNEY!

Travis: Neat. *throws axe at Rodney*

Axe: *does nothing to Rodney*

Rodney: MUAHAHAHAHA! I AM INVINCIBLE!

Akki: He's too powerful! We must do something drastic! *throws TWO axes at Rodney while Penelope attempts to trample him*

Dayn: Look, a mysterious curtain!

Rodney: PAY NO MI-

Jerrica: *throws THREE axes at curtain*

Rodney: GUAGHJ *dies*

Travis: *pulls back curtain* That was easy. *grabs AMULET OF YENDOR*

Rodney: Boooo, I am a ghooooost...

Travis: That's ann- *trampled to death by random emu*

*Floor 1*

Travis: MOTHERFUCKER!


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