Chapter 11: A BUNCH OF SHIT HAPPENS.

*Back on 25*

Dayn: Well, shit. It looks like we really might have to leave Travis behind.

Akki: He'll be missed... or something.

Jerrica: Yeah, whatever. *takes the amulet from Travis' corpse*

Dayn: I can't be the only one who's gonna miss him.

Penelope: Wark. 'v'

Dayn: At least you'll miss him with me, Penelope.

Penelope: *tramples Travis' corpse*

Dayn: Or not. :/

Rodney: I'll miss him! *facemaced*

Akki: *facemacer* Let's get the hell out of here before he comes back.

Rodney: Too la- *facemace x 3*

*Floor 22*

Rodney: YOINK! *snatches the amulet for the 20th time*

Jerrica: UNYOINK! *steals amulet back*

Penelope: *tramples Rodney*

Rodney: Imma ghost, you can't trample me! *is trampled*

Penelope: 'v' wark

*We rejoin Travis on floor 7*

Travis: *running* GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAY! *jumps over a leprechaun*

Leprechaun: ALWAYS AFTER ME LU- *trampled by emus*

Travis: LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE! D:

Emus: WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKK!

*floor 17*

Rodney: *killed again*

Akki: Stop coming back!

Rodney: No! *killed again*

Dayn: This is getting stupid.

Jerrica: Dayn, you're a Paladin, perform an exorcism.

Dayn: Paladin's can't do that kind of stuff.

Rodney: Gee, you're fucking USELESS. *maced in face*

Dayn: However, that doesn't mean I can't try.

*Thirty-seven minutes, 231 facemaces, and 4 floors later*

Jerrica: Gee, you're fucking USELESS!

Dayn: Shut up.

Rodney: You can't get rid of me! :D *facemaced*

Akki: *holding the amulet she just took from Rodney* FUCK YOU!

Rodney #1: Buy me a drink first. ;)

Rodney #2: ;)

Jerrica: That's not creepy.

Dayn: What the hell just happened?

Jipostus: *wearing a lab coat and glasses* Well, it seems that...*facemaced*

Dayn: That was a rhetorical question.

Jipostus: Sorry. *facemaced to death*

*back with Travis on floor 9*

Zombies: *Thriller dancing*

Travis: >_>

Jipostus: Are you fucking kid-*killed before he could finish his li-*

Travis: GO AWAY!

Zombie: *chewing on a wand*

Wand: *explodes*

Zombie: *dies*

Zombie2: *Chews on Jipostus's leg*

Jipostus' corpse: *does nothing*

Travis: *takes now unstable wand* I HAVE THE POWA- *trampled*

Zombie Emu: Waaaaaaaaark. *explodes*

Travis: NOT TODAY, BITCH!

Emu King: WARK!

Travis: THE JOKE IS ON YOU! *tries to zap the wand at the Emu King, nothing happens* Umm, we can talk about this?

Emu Army: *rallies behind the Emu King*

Travis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *absconds*

Emu King + Emu Army: *pursue with great haste*

*Floor 8*

Travis: I think I lost them.

Emu King + Emu Army: WARK!

Travis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *evacuates premises *

Emu King + Emu Army: *give chase at rather abrupt speeds*

*Insert Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff reference*

And it kept happening.


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