Chapter 2: Electric Boogaloo

*We rejoin our hero after several minutes of making sure Dayn doesn't die...*

Jerrica: That fireball cauterized your wounds and the door applied just enough pressure to stop you from hemorrhaging. Fate must really smile upon you.

Dayn: *covered from head to toe in bandages* Sure, we'll go with that.

Jerrica: *sticks one final bandage to Dayn's forehead* That's the last one.

Dayn: Was it really necessary to cover me in bandages?

Jerrica: Who's the doctor here?

Dayn: You?

Jerrica: That's right. Also... *touches Dayn's forehead, healing him* Done!

Dayn: Couldn't you have just done that from the start?

Jerrica: AHEM!?

Dayn: Right, right, you're the doctor here...

Jerrica: Damn ski-*dodges attack from goblin berserker* -ppy.

Dayn: *stabs through the GB's heart* HAVE AT YOU!

GB: *dies*

Other GB's: *attack Dayn and Jerrica*

Dayn: *stabs GB* HAVE AT YOU! *stabs another* AND HAVE AT YOU! *stabs ANOTHER* HAVE AT YOU, ALSO!

Jerrica: Is that necessary?

Dayn: Yes, I do think so. *slices another GB's head clean off* HAVE AT YOU!

Jerrica: *rolls eyes while removing a GB's appendix* Whatever. *removes IV from GB's arm*

GB: Thanks! *walks away*

Hobgoblin Leader and Goblin Chieftain: *walk out of a room*

HL: And that's how I got THAT fin- *notices all the dead goblins and goblin berserkers and Jerrica and Dayn, covered in blood* -ger?

Jerrica: He did it! *points to Dayn*

Dayn: She did it! *points to Jerrica*

GC: YOU TWO ARE FUCKING DE- *has his neck slit, by a dagger, from behind*

HL: Wha- *same*

GC and HL: *fall forward, revealing the attacker to be...*

GB: Hello. *licks dagger used to kill GC and HL*

Dayn: *whispering to Jerrica* Don't make any sudden movements...

GB: Grork can hear you, and I not crazy.

Jerrica: Why did you kill your leaders?

Grork: Grork want thank doctor girl. You remove appendix before it implode. *takes Jerrica's left hand into his very grimy, slimy, and smelly hands*

Jerrica: Please, don't do t-

Grork: *gets on his knees* Grork pledge self to your service!

Jerrica: *attempting to free hand from Grork Grasp™* That's really not necessary.

Grork: *stands up* You right. Grork must let doctor girl fulfill density herself. *kisses Jerrica's hand, turns dramatically*

Jerrica: *gags slightly*

Dayn: Don't you mean des-

Grork: Silence! Grork must monologue.

Dayn: Sorry.

Grork: Grork now walk into sunset, follow dream of becoming hairdresser. Farewell. *lets go of Jerrica's hand and walks off into the sunset, never to be seen again*

Dayn: That was sweet. Slightly odd, but sweet, wouldn't you say?

Jerrica: *frantically scrubbing her left hand with a rock* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Dayn: I will take that as a "no".


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