Chapter 143: The Final Chapter. (For real this time)

*We rejoin our heroes*

Dayn: *standing over Andor, bringing the Trident of the Red Rooster down on him*

Trident: *moves down 1mm*

*TO BE CONCLUDED!!!*


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*Just kidding*

TotRR: *stops just inches from Andor's chest*

Dayn: *turns around to see Si'Var holding onto the TotRR*

Si'Var: hElLo *punches Dayn into a wall while holding onto the TotRR* sUrPrIsE, bItChEs, I'm NoT oN yOuR sIdE! *maniacal chaotic laughter*

Travis, Dayn, Akki, Jerrica: We know.

Si'Var: *suddenly stops laughing* wHaT?

Dayn: Yeah, it was pretty obvious.

Akki: Even I was more subtle than you.

Si'Var: wHaT gAvE iT aWaY?

Akki: Your lie concerning the Trident of the Red Rooster.

Si'Var: i ThOuGhT yOu DiDn'T kNoW aNyThInG aBoUt It...

Akki: I lied. >:)

Si'Var: iT dOeSn'T mAtTeR, wE hAvE tHe TrIdEnT oF tHe ReD rOoStEr, AnD wItH iT w-

Travis: That's not the Trident of the Red Rooster...

Si'Var: wHaT!?

Travis: I switched it with another trident I painted with Akki's toenail polish.

Akki: Wait, you're the asshole who stole my nail polish!?

Si'Var: *ignoring Akki while chipping some of the nail polish off the trident* so where is the real trident of the red rooster?

Travis: *suddenly holding the TotRR* Right here.

Si'Var: *superspeeds to Travis and attempts to superspeedidly take the TotRR from him*

Travis: *superhyperspeed bitchslaps Si'Var with the TotRR*

Si'Var: *crashes through several walls*

Dayn: I thought you couldn't use melee weapons anymore.

Travis: So did I. I guess I just had to forget temporarily. :D

Si'Var: *crawls out of hole in the wall* bullshit... plot... hole... *passes out*

Travis: *hands the TotRR to Dayn* Hurry up and finish this before Andor stops flipping his shit and kills us. *drops TotRR and stabs himself in the foot*

Dayn: Does that hurt?

Travis: *eye twitch* Like a bitch.

Dayn: *pulls the TotRR out of Travis' foot and runs over to Andor* THIS IS OVER! *stabs at the spazzing Andor*

*tink*

Jerrica: Tink? *holygodstillreallyfastkickedintheface*

Travis: *hopping around on the foot that wasn't stabbed*

Dayn: *sees a disturbing lack of Andor, and the TotRR buried about 2 inches into the ground* This is probably not good. *tries to pull the TotRR free, notices he's not holding it* Really not good...

Andor: *standing in front of everybody again, holding the TotRR* aLrIgHt BiTcHeS, i'M dOnE pLaYiNg GaMeS wItH yOu.

Si'Var: *stumbles over to Andor* aRe YoU oKaY nOw?

Andor: yEs, I aM.

Dayn: *wielding an eternium long sword of sharpness and Protector* You won't be in about three minutes...

Travis: *hands are glowing with a blue aura* Because we're gonna kick your asses...

Jerrica: *dual-wielding scalpels* And by kick your asses, we mean brutally murder...

Akki: *looking at Travis* I still can't believe you took my nail polish...

Dayn, Travis, Jerrica, Akki: *pose as a team because shit just got real*

Akki: No, seriously, I- I can't get over that.

*Twenty-three seconds later*

Dayn, Travis, Akki, Jerrica: *all knocked down and heavily injured*

Andor: wElL, tHaT wAs EaSy. I'm GoNnA kIlL yOu AlL nOw! :D

Lyda: *no longer in the fetal position* Killing them would be too nice.

Andor: wHaT dO yOu SuPpOsE wE dO wItH tHeM tHeN? tHeRe'S nO wAy In HeLl I'm KeEpInG tHeM aRoUnD.

Lyda: I think you should send them... there.

Andor: *suddenly not chaosy* Ooooooh, I like that idea. *mutters something which causes a portal to appear*

Akki: Oh, damn.

Travis: What?

Akki: Run awaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa- *sucked into portal*

Dayn and Jerrica: FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu- *sucked into portal as well*

Travis: *holding onto an oddly conveniently placed... oh let's say tree* But... but... we can't lose... WE'RE THE MAIN CHARACTERS!

Andor: You're really shitty main characters. Enjoy your stay in an almost kinda inescapable prison-maze dungeon of twenty-five levels from which you can probably escape... from *kicks the tree down*

Travis: NOOOOOOOoooooooo....

Portal: *closes*

Andor: That was easy enough, and now...

Gate to Ancardia: *rises out of the ground and has flashy lights and bells on it*

Andor: LYDA, TELL US WHAT WE'VE WON!

Lyda: You've won my foot up your asses if you don't go through that gate right now.

Andor: That's right, we've won an all expenses paid trip to RULING OVER ANCARDI-

Lyda: *kicks Andor and Si'Var through the gate* QUIT BEING DUMBASSES!!! *enters the gate*

*ELSEWHERE, in another dimension...*

Akki, Dayn, Jerrica: *all fall through the portal into a strange world that looks oddly like the one they just came from, but somewhat sorta different*

Dayn: Where are we?

Jerrica: And why are we all wearing the same crappy generic armor with the same crappy generic maces?

Akki: This is the "Prison of the Rogues", a dungeon of twenty-five levels from which there is probably almost maybe no escape... from. Also, there might be kind of an amulet which we might kinda need to get to maybe sorta almost probably get out of here.

Dayn: So this is basically the same thing we've been doing this entire time?

Akki: Yep.

Jerrica: Go figure... also, where's Travis?

Travis: *falls through portal*

Portal: Now you're thinking with copyright infringement! *disappears*

Travis: We dun goofed.

Jerrica: Yeah. But look on the bright side, anything here probably doesn't stand a chance against us! :D

Emu: *walks up to Travis, pecks his face*

Travis: IT'S ON, BITCH! *holds out his hand* FIREBOLT!

Emu: *looks at Travis with a somewhat confusedly angry look on its face*

Travis: Well, crap. *trampled by the emu*

Jerrica: This is gonna suck, isn't it?

Akki: Eeeyup.


And thus, our heroes were imprisoned, forced to wander the (other) Dungeons of Doom... FOR-EVER.
THE END... or not

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