Chapter 75: ADOI Pilgrimage; Under Progress

*In void*

Jipostus: Uhh... Where am I? Hello? Anyone?!?

*After some shouting*

Jipostus: It's just waste of time... Well, might as well drink ale...

*After many ales*

Jipostus: Nnow wwhattt..? Whatsss isss goingg to happppen nexxt? *hic*

Ssraxx: You'll be sent back to the time you were before that lawful sonnuvabit-

Censorship man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo *Implodes*

Jipostus: Whaatthe hel-

Censorship man: *Implodes in huge flames*

Ssraxx & Jipostus: o_O

Ssraxx: Anyways, I'll send you back to the Drakalor chain...

Jipostus: No! I don't whant to... *hic*

Ssraxx: You're just drunk.

Jipostus: Sho WHAT?!?! I CHAN BE DRHUNK IF I WHANT TO! *hic* I DON'T WANNA GO THERE ANYMORE! I JUST GET KILLED AGAIN, AND AGHAIN AND AHGAIN!

Ssraxx: Do you even understand what you're saying?

Jipostus: I've NEVER UNDERSTOOD ANYTHING UNTHIL NOW!! *hic*

Ssraxx: ...

Jipostus: WHAT! CHAT THOOK YER TONGHUE?! HAHA! *hic*

Ssraxx: You'll be sent there whether you like it or not.

Jipostus: SCHREW YOU!

Ssraxx: *snaps his fingers*

Jipostus: NOOOOOOOOoooooo *Engulfed in vortex*

Ssraxx: Now that was unexpected...

Onn: Hmph... It's a human. You can't always be completely sure about them. Not even gods can't know what they're thinking for sure...

Ssraxx: Uhh... You're a god, jackass...

Istaria: Ssraxx has a point there...

Onn: ...

Ssraxx: ...

Istaria: ...

Onn: Whatever...

Ssraxx: Indeed...

Istaria: Gods...

Ssraxx & Onn: o_O

Istaria: *sigh*

*At the entrance of infinity dungeon*

Jipostus: Ugh... Where am I? Agh... My head... It's... Splitting... Better take a nap...

*Few hours later*

Jipostus: Ahh... Much better... Now... Where am I?

Sign: This way to infinity dungeon. And no, we didn't change the signs as- *rest of the sign is burned away*

Jipostus: Ohkaa- Wait? I got out from the Infinty dungeon? Alive? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!! *Victolydance*

Hill orc: What the...

Jipostus: Don't ruin my good mood. *Kicks hill orcs head off*

Hill orc: x_X

Jipostus: That's more like it... Now... Where to...


Where will Jipostus go? How did Censorship man get to the Void? What is wrong with the gods? Or are they gods at all? Why do I suddenly feel threatened? *Burned to crisp*

Ssraxx: Take that!

Onn: Hold it! *Revives announcer, and punches him in the face*

Istaria: Objection! *Kicks announcer in the groin*

Ssraxx: You have been found... GUILTY! *Nukes announcer*

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