Chapter 78: ADOI Pilgrimage; Does Not Compute

*in the Wilderness*

Jipostus: Where to, where to? That cave looks really boring, but hey, It's better than nothing.

*One cave entrage later*

Jipostus: BOOORING...

*One searchage later*

Jipostus: Well, I managed to find the staircase leading downstairs... >_> Well, here we go.

*One descendage later*

Jipostus: This is so La-*teleported* WHOA! What happened? Oh, yea, a teleport trap... So lame...

Goblin: HA-*teleported*

Jipostus: Ohkaaaaay... Maybe this place isn't that boring after all.

Kobold: HAHA! *hits Jipostus with a pole, and gets teleported*

Jipostus: OW, THAT SON OF A- *teleported* B- AAAAAAAAAAH!

Ogre: ME SMASH LITTLE HUMAN! ME-*Teleported* (on a distance) huh?

Jipostus: Phew... That would've hurt... a LOT... ... Wait, I almost forgot, I can use detect traps!

*skill usage later*

Jipostus: This might explain a bit... The whole floor is full of teleport traps!

Kobold: OO, smart guy *Hits Jipostus on the head*

Jipostus: Didn't you notice that you didn't teleport from that trap.

Kobold: Oh, shi- *Smashed to a wall*

Jipostus: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN YOU MOTHERFU-

Censorship man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *implodes and kills several other creaures*

Jipostus: Thanks 8D

Censorship man: What have I done!? *Implodes again and disappears*

Jipostus: Ohkaaay... So... Yea... Don't mess around with me, or I'll kill you, and your WHOLE family, your pets, friends, destroy all that belongs to you and most importantly, steal everything valuable.

Kobold: Hah... *Tries to hit Jipostus, but is blocked easily*

Jipostus: As you wish. *Kills him* I guess I have to do some research, and Find out where this jerks family lives.

Kobold: YOU KILLED MY SON! HYAARGH!

Jipostus: *Dodges, and smashes him into the wall* Hello there... So, you're this a-holes father?

Kobold: *grunts* Yes... What do you want from me?

Jipostus: Tell me, Where is rest of your family?

Kobold: They just died cause that weird man imploded.

Jipostus: Any pets?

Kobold: No...

Jipostus: Where is your home?

Kobold: IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT IMPLOSION!!!

Jipostus: How sad... Anything valuable?

Kobold: Only this stupid crystal.

Jipostus: That's enough from you.

Kobold: Will you let me go?

Jipostus: Ummmmmm... No. *Breaks kobolds neck*

Jipostus: Phew, that saved LOTS of time, and time is money. But I better get out of this crazy place before I get trapped in here for a long time.

*Elsewhere*

Ssraxx: Ahh... Beautiful... Whole family dead... In their home...

Onn: THEY WERE LIVING CREATURES! HOW CAN THEIR BODIES POSSIBLY BE BEAUTIFUL!?

Ssraxx: I can't help it. I'm chaotic. XD

Onn: Haha, very funny...

*Bad jokeage later, in that "boring cave"*

Jipostus: Where the hell is that exit? I've been detecting these traps for hours!

Doppleganger: Boohoo, going somewhere?

Jipostus: You're... me?

Doppleganger: Not quite... But close...

Jipostus: So you're one of those Dopalegangers?

Doppleganger: It's Doppleganger

Jipostus: Dopelganger?

Doppleganger: Doppleganger!!!!

Jipostus: Doppleganger?

Doppleganger: Yes!!

Jipostus: Good! *Kicks Doppleganger in face*

Doppleganger: Auch...

Jipostus: Heh... I was just fooling you around... Stupid... *Kicks through wall, and goes behind wall*

Doppleganger: AAAAAAAA-whaat?

Jipostus: *Kicks throught wall that was next to Doppleganger, crushing him under it*

Doppleganger: Ouch...

Jipostus: Didn't expect that one coming, eh?

Doppleganger: .You got me there.

Jipostus: Now, that you're under 3000 stones of weight, please, tell me, What are you going to do?

Doppleganger: I guess that I die.

Jipostus: Wow, a Doppleganger prophet! Too bad I have to kill you. *snaps his neck*

Doppleganger: x_x

Jipostus: And oh, there's the exit... *Flips over teleport traps*

Jipostus: MAN, FUCK THIS PLACE, AND SCREW THAT MAN WHO MADE THIS PLACE! I'M OUTTA HERE!

Censorship man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *Implodes*

Jipostus: What's wrong with some people... Oh well... *Goes away*

What's wrong with Jipostus? What's wrong with all these bad jokes? What's wrong with all these questions? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *runs away*

Jipostus: Damn... I guess I need to hire a new narrator... >_>

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