Chapter 2: Batty Battle
Now with 32% fewer bats.
*We rejoin our heroes, still on Level 1*
Travis #11: *hiding behind a wall of corpses, 10 of which are his own* GO AWAY! *shoot an arrow at an emu*
Jerrica #4: I never would have guessed that emus would be so hard to kill.
Dayn # 7: I'm just glad our corpses make impenetrable walls.
Akki #1: I don't have any corpses! :D
Travis: *stabs Akki in the head, killing her*
Dayn: *throws Akki's corpse into the wall*
Akki #2: That's not funny. :(
Travis: I thought it w- *stabbed in the head* -as. *dies*
Akki: BUT THAT WAS!
*several minutes later*
Travis #18: *bruised and beaten* I'm... back....
Dayn: Took you long enough. *throws an arrow over the wall of corpses*
Travis: Yeah, I died a few times...
Dayn: Emus?
Travis: Worse.
Akki: What was it?
Travis: A creature so vile...
Akki: yes?
Travis: So powerful...
Jerrica: Yes??
Travis: So unbearably evil...
Dayn: Yes!?
Travis: It was...
Jerrica: Yes?!
Travis: It was...
Everybody: YESSS!?
Travis: A bat...
Dayn, Jerrica, Akki: ......
Penelope: *tramples Travis to death*
Dayn: Good emu.
Penelope: ^v^
Travis #19: PENELOPEEEEE!
Penelope: Wark. `v`
Akki: Seriously, a bat?
Travis: Yes.
Dayn: How big?
Akki: Was it a giant bat?
Jerrica: Or a Huuuuuuuuge Bat?
Dayn: O-
Travis: *kills Dayn with a mace*
Jerrica and Akki: *staring at Travis*
Travis: What? You both know damn well he was about to say something excessively stupid.
Jerrica: Yes, but did you have to kill him?
Travis: Yes, I did.
Akki: Fair enough.
Dayn #15: BAAAAAAAATS!
Travis: I told you.
Akki: So, what kind of bats are they?
Dayn: Regular bats.
Akki: You're kidding, right?
Travis: I'm afraid not.
Jerrica: Oh come on, they can't be that bad.
Bat: *flies up to Akki* skree.
Akki: Aww, it's so CUTE!
Bat: *throws Akki into the corpse wall*
Akki: BRING IT OOOOOOOOO- *kicked in the face by the bat*
Other Bats: *crash through the corpse wall*
Bats: *kick everybody's asses*
Emus: *run over the remains of the corpse wall and trample everybody to death*
*elsewhere*
Pinkie Pie: And that's how Equestria was made!
Lyda: I TOLD YOU I WASN'T CRAZY!
Andor: O_o
Si'Var: *pours his drink out*
And thus our heroes were killed and killed and killed and killed. Will they ever stop being killed? What exactly was in Si'Var's drink? Will the writer ever stop inserting characters from a little girl's TV show into his stories? Find out the answers to these questions and SO MANY MORE in Chapter 3: Only Three Chapters in and Already I'm Making a Filler!
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