Chapter 3: Only Three Chapters in and Already I'm Making a Filler!

Author's Note: I lied, this isn't a filler.

*We rejoin our heroes three floors down*

Travis #lostcount: *jumps out from behind a wall, zaps a random wand at a randomly passing kestral*

Kestral: *explodes into a feathery mess*

Dayn #loooool: *jumps out from behind another wall, zaps a random wand at a randomly random emu*

Emu: wark? 'v'

Wand: *turns into sand*

Dayn: LOOK A DISTRACTION! *points behind the emu*

Emu: *turns around*

Akki #$num: IMMA DISTRACTION! *hits the Emu with a mace*

Emu: WARK! *jumps at Akki*

Travis: BOOM MOTHERFUCKER! *zaps his wand at the emu*

Emu: *explodes into a featherier mess than the kestral*

Jerrica #xy: Where the hell did you get that thing?

Travis: I wrestled it from the cold, twice dead hands of a zombie.

Dayn: You managed to kill a zombie!?

Travis: Nope. It tried to eat the wand, which caused an explosion which blew up its head. :D

Dayn: That's... interesting.

Travis: Indeed.

Dayn: Are wands supposed to spark like that? *points at smoking and sparking wand*

Travis: Nope.

Wand: *explodes*

Travis: X_x

Akki: And he's dead again.

Travis: Actually, I think I'm gonna be fi- *trampled to death by random emu*

Emu: WARK! *emus away*

Jerrica: NOW he's dead.

Travis: Nope, still alive. I think it missed all my vital organs and arte- *dodges second emu trample attempt* -ries.

Penelope: *tramples enemy emu to death*

Travis: Cuz that how we ROL- *trampled to death by Penelope*

Jerrica: Thank you.

Penelope: ^v^ wark.

Dayn: How pissed off do you think he's gonna be?

*floor 1*

Travis: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*floor 4*

Akki: Probably not very.

Jerrica: Not like it'll take him very long to get back...

*seven hours later*

Travis: *runs into the room everybody else is in, covered with bruises and cuts* Okay, new rule: NO KILLING EACH OTHER.

Penelope: WARK! 'v'

Travis: THAT INCLUDES YOU!

Penelope: WARK! 'v'

Dayn: Why did it take you so long to get back?

Travis: Any floor we're not on CHANGES.

Dayn: So, it's kinda like the Infinite Dungeon?

Travis: Only with EMUS and BATS and RATTLESNAKES!

Jerrica: Are you okay?

Travis: I had to fight through three levels of extreme bullshit by myself, what do YOU think? *twitchtwitch*

Jerrica: You're fine?

Travis: Yeah, I'm fine.

Jerrica: What was with the freaking out?

Travis: I was PIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSED.

Jerrica: Understandable.

Dayn: Now that you're done flipping your lid, I think we should continue onward.

Travis: Indeed!

And continue onward our heroes did. Find out how onward they continued in Chapter 4: There's a Good Chance I'm Getting Sued for This.


© 2011 Travis Prue
Emu is now a verb.