Chapter 112: Super Filler Bros.

*We rejoin Travis, about to be locked in an epic battle against Srraxxarrakex*

Srraxxarrakex: LETTUCE BEGAN! *trips and falls, impaling his head on the Wyrmlance*

Travis: Well, that was anti-climactic. *sucked into a random portal leading to a colorful world of shrooms, catchy music, turtles, and other insane shit that doesn't make sense*

World 1-1

Travis: What the hell?

Groobma (Which is totally not a goomba): Wakka Wakka! *stops and stares at Travis*

Travis: *stares back*

*Awkward silence*

Travis: *kicks the groobma in the the face (which is its entire body)*

World 1-3

Travis: I'M ON THE FUCKING TREETOPS! *chasing winged Apooks with a large fire throwing flower*

Apooks (totally not koopas): RUN AWAAAAY!

World 1-4

King Apook: Rawr! *breathes excessively easy to dodge fire at Travis*

Travis: *sidesteps the fire, runs past King Apook, and trips over the golden shiny axe at the end of the bridge causing Apook to fall into the lava below* Well, that was easy!

Doat: Thank you, Amrio, but our princess is in another castle.

Travis: WHY YOU LITTLE! *sets Doat on fire*

Doat: AAAAAAARGH! *explodes*

World 2-2

Travis: *drowns*

World 2-3

Travis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *being chased by 4 to 40 flying fish*

World 2-4

Doat: Thank you, Amrio, but our princess is in another castle.

Travis: *kicks Doat in the face*

World 3-4

Doat: Thank you Amrio, but our pri-

Travis: *Smashes Doat with a hammer*

World 4-1

Travis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *being chased by some cloud monster called a Kalitu that throws spiny monsters*

World 4-4

Doat: Thank you, Amr-

Travis: *throws Doat into the lava*

World 5-1

Travis: *comes across a strange device*

Strange Device: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Travis: O_o

SD: I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLUMBERS...

Travis: I'm a wiza-

SD: IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL!

Bullet with Samuel L Jackson's face: *pokes out of the SD* MUTHAFUCKA?!

Travis: *backs away*

Bullet L Jackson: MU-THA-FU-KAAAAA! *blasts out of the SD towards Travis*

Travis: NOOOOOOOO! *runs*

*To Be Continued*


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