Chapter 113: Super Filler Bros 2
*Elsewhere*
Nuurag-Vaarn: *watching Travis on a crystal ball* How much longer do you reckon he'll be in there?
Jipostus: *placing various traps around the mana temple* Not too much longer.
Nuurag-Vaarn: Well, at least it bought us a little time.
Magedoom Eye: @
Jipostus: Oh shit, not ag-
Magedoom Eye: *pounces Jipostus* <3
Nuurag-Vaarn: Awww, it likes you.
Jipostus: X_x
*back with Travis*
7-3
Travis: *pokes his head out from behind a tree* I think it's sa-
Bullet L Jackson: MUTHAFU-
Travis: NOOOOOO! *runs*
BLJ: *rams into Travis and explodes violently*
7-4
Doat: Thank you, Am-
Travis: *glares at Doat*
Doat: ... *kicks himself in the face and throws himself into the lava*
8-1
Travis: *runs off a pipe and jumps across a very large pit in slow motion*
Apook: :o
Groomba: ;_; so beautiful.
BLJ: MUTHAFUCKA! *knocks Travis out of the air*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Barracuda plant: *pops out of a plant* Tee hee!
8-2
Hammer Dudes: *throw hammers* FEAR OUR HAMMERS!
Travis: *pulls out the Axe of the Minotaur Emperor* AND MY AXE! *hits the hammers away in a ninja-esque manner*
Hammer Dudes: O_O *start hammering eachother in the face*
8-3
BLJ's: MUTHAFUCKA! *chasing Travis*
Travis: RUN AWAAAAAAAY!
Hammer Dude: *infront of Travis, running from BLJ's* What did you do to piss them off!?
Travis: I DON'T KNOW!!! *trips Hammer Dude*
Hammer Dude: DAMN YO-
BLJ's *crash into Hammer Dude and explode*
8-4
King Apook: Well, well, well. You finally made it, Amrio.
Travis: First of all, my name isn't Amrio, it's Travis. Second, haven't I killed you like... seven times now?
King Apook: Those were but clones! Now you get to face the REAL me!
Travis: What do you do? Breathe easily dodge-able fire, or throw hammers?
King Apook: BOTH!
Travis: That's not so bad.
King Apook: And I have this here jumping fireball!
Travis: We-
King Apook: Still not satisfied!? We'll throw in this spinny fire rod for no extra cost to you! BUUUUUT WAIT! There's more!
Travis: Really?
King Apook: No, not really.
Travis: *already behind King Apook* I'm just gonna take this here axe and go home now.
King Apook: NOOOOOOO! *jumps off the bridge* HAHA!
BLJ: MUTHAFUCKA! *knocks King Apook into the lava*
Travis: That doesn't surprise me.
Princess Pomegranate: Thank you, Amrio! We present to you... A NEW QUEST! Press B.
Travis: Fuck this *tosses Princess Pomegranate into the lava*
Portal: NOM! *sucks Travis in and disappears*
And thus, our brave hero... umm... "saved" the princess, and peace was restored to that weird mushroomy place.
THE END
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