Chapter 119: Got Filk?

*we rejoin our heroes a few moments later*

Filk: *dodging Dayn's angry sword swipes*
ThereonceasamanfromPeru
Whohadarockstuckinhisshoe
Sohegrumbledandgroaned
Andfinallyhemoaned
Andthrewhisshoeinthelagoon!

Dayn: AAAAAAARGH!

*4 days ago, shortly after Dayn and Jerrica left*

Travis: AAAAAAARGH!

Akki: What is it?

Travis: Somebody just used a limerick... *stares off* in the FUTURE!

Akki: Umm, what?

Travis: *still staring off*

Si'Var: Travis has this retarded ability to sense when somebody uses a limerick.

Akki: Huh. What's that like.

Travis: *stops staring off and looks at Akki* Painful.

Akki: Wait, if this person used a limerick in the future, why is it bothering you now?

Travis: I... don't know. *stares off again*

*Back with Dayn and Jerrica*

Dayn: STOP RHYMING! *swing slash stab*

Filk: NEVER! *dodge dodge dodge*

Jerrica: *tries to kick Filk in the head*

Filk: *puts Dayn infront of Jerrica's foot*

Dayn: *kicked in the head* Owww.

Jerrica: Sorry.

Dayn: 'salright. *stabs to his left, nicks Filk's arm*

Filk:
Nicejobthere
itseemsyouhaveluck
butsinceyouhitme
urprettymuchfucked

Dayn: What? *glows black* Oh. *dodges moloch corpse*

Jerrica: Oh great, he's a karmic.

Dayn: *dodging various corpses* Onn, a little help?!

Onn: *SURE THING*

Dayn: *glows white for a few seconds* HAHA!

Filk: *punches Dayn rapidly*

Jerrica: *throws a throwing star at Filk, which hits him in the arm*

Filk: dathrtustpdbch. *throws Dayn at Jerrica*

Jerrica: *dodges the high velocity Dayn* Haha! *kicked and punched in the head and thrown into a wall by Filk* X_x

Dayn: *crashes into the wall*

Jerrica: *crashes into Dayn*

Filk: *standing over Dayn and Jerrica holding the Golden Gladius* You lose.

Dayn: x_x

Jerrica: I think not! *attempts to do some ninja thing and kick Filk*

Filk: *easily dodges, kicks Jerrica in the stomach, and throws her into the ground* ithnkso. *brings the Gladius down on Jerrica at ludicrous speed*

*tink*

Jerrica: Good timing. *looking up at Filk's sword being blocked by a rune colored trident*


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