Chapter 123: Chaotic Clusterfuck

*In the dwarven graveyard*

Nonnak: *pops his head out of the ground* I, Nonnak, the Master Necromancer, LIVE AGAIN! And. I. Shall have my... REVENGE... just as soon as I get out of the fucking ground...

Zombie: bluhhhh *shambles by*

Nonnak: Hey, you, help me.

Zombie: *stops* bruuuuh?

Nonnak: Yes, you!

Zombie: Blruuuuuh! *shambles back over to Nonnak* Bru?

Nonnak: Pull me out of here.

Zombie: Bluuuuh.

Nonnak: I don't care if you're rotting and your arms will probably break off. Try anyway.

Zombie: Nruuuh. *pulls on Nonnak's head* bluh.

Nonnak: Yeah, you're probably right. Too bad there's nobody around here for miles.

Zombie: Bruuuuh.

Nonnak: No, you fool. You'll be KILLED!

Zombie: *dramatic turn* Brluhhh!

Nonnak: You would really do all that... for me!? ;_;

Zombie: *nods* ;_;

*This is incredibly stupid and has nothing to do with anything. Let's go back to something sane.*

Si'Var: *crashes through a hidden door covered in cuts, bruises, and burns* I WIN! *crushed by a rather large stone*

*Well, something somewhat more sane*

Akki: *stumbles into the very large room* nUuRgY, i'M bAcK!

Nuurag-Vaarn: Ugh, let's get this over wi-

Akki: *collapses*

Nuurag-Vaarn: Well, that was easy. *hit in the face by a bolt of acid* IT BURNS!

Travis: *holding a wand* Of course it burns, you stupid fuck, it's ACID.

Chaos Wizard: iNtRuDeR!

Chaos Wizard 2: iNtRuDeR!?

Other Chaos Wizards: iNtRuDeRrRrRr!!!

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!

Travis: This can't be good.

Dalek: *explodes*

Chaos wizards: *begin summoning*

Travis: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*30 Seconds Later*

Travis: -UUUUUUUUUUUU- *is dual wielding the rune-covered trident and Wyrmlance and is prodding at ancient karmic wyrms and variously assorted creatures* -UUUCK! GO AWAY!

Akki: *Standing on Travis' head, blasting various creatures with various magic* iT bEgInS!

Si'Var: *standing on Akki's head* iNdEeD! *looks down* Hey, wait, where did Travis go?

Akki: *is now standing on an AKW* I don't kn- *randomly crushed by a randomly large stone*

Si'Var: *also crushed*

AKW: *also also crushed*

Stone: *gains 30 levels and flies away*

Jipostus: Is that nor- *explodes and is gone*

Nuurag-Vaarn: I'm gonna miss him. ;_;

Travis: AHHHHH! *running away from several magedoom eyes and other assorted creatures*

Magedoom Eyes: <3

Akki: I'll save you, Travis! *casts several bolt spells in Travis' general direction, most missing the various assortment of creatures chasing Travis and hitting Si'Var*

Si'Var: X_x

Nuurag-Vaarn: *watching all of the batshit insanity happen* I seriously need a new job.


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