Chapter 124: Pointless Insanity :D

*In a certain graveyard...*

Nonnak: PULLLL! *has several undead trying to pull him out of the ground*

Zombie: bruu!

Nonnak: Zombie! *finally pulled from the ground*

Zombie: bruuuu! ;_; *shuffles towards Nonnak*

Nonnak: ZOMBIEEEEEE! ;_; *slowly runs towards Zombie*

Travler: *watching the slow motion fucktardedness* No, fuck this. *turns around and walks away*

*We finally rejoin our heroes several minutes in the future just after having slayed the cLuStErFuCk*

Travis: That wasn't too bad.

Nuurag-Vaarn: No, but it DID buy me some time.

Travis: To do what?

Akki: Place random traps throughout the temple.

Travis: Umm, why? I thought he was one of the most powerful chaos guys on this plane.

Akki: I don't know I think he's a little messed up in the head.

Si'Var: Minor inconvenience. Let's kill 'im. :D *takes a step forward*

Travis: *pulls Si'Var out from under a ceiling trap* Minor for me and Akki, not so much for you.

Akki: Enough talky, mOrE kIlLy!

Nuurag-Vaarn: You just don't give up, do you?

Akki: oF cOuRsE nOt!!

Travis: *lights himself on fire* Weeeee!

Akki: iS tHaT rEaLlY nEcCeSsArY?

Travis: When isn't it? :D

Akki: iT iSn'T aLwAyS nOt UnNeCcEsSaRy

Travis: :< You just like ruining my fu-

Nuurag-Vaarn: AHEM.

Travis: Oh, right. *throws the RCT at Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *catches it*

Travis: D= That's mine!

Nuurag-Vaarn: Then why don't you come and get it?

Travis: I will! *takes three steps forward, triggers a spear trap, catches spear, casts magic missile at Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *dodges magic missile*

Travis: *throws spear*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *dodges spear*

Magic Missile: *bounces off wall, hits spear*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *dodges spear again*

Spear: *pins Akki to the wall*

Akki: *activates spear trap*

Spear Trap: *furtherly pins Akki to the wall*

Akki: sOn Of A bIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIi-

Travis: *facepalms* Goddammit.

Si'Var: *tries to help Akki, gets pinned to the wall beside her and gets crushed by a ceiling trap*

Travis: *2x Facepalm Combo* GodDAMMIT!

Si'Var: *walks out from behind the pile of rubble* Actually, I'm fi- *hit by Travis' stray magic missile and explod'd and arrow'd and spear'd and crush'd*

Travis: *3x Facepalm Combo* GODDA- wait what. *observes the third arm that just grew out of his stomach and will probably never be mentioned again* That's weird...

N/V: This is going to be too easy. *notices he's not holding the RCT*

Travis: *standing on N/V's head, holding the RCT* Hi. :D


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