Chapter 128: Scintillation and a Moloch!

*In the present at the entrance to the CoC*

Akki: *playing with a rather large ball of fire that looks like a rather small sun* I'm getting bored.

Si'Var: Looks like it. >_>

Penguin Army: *marches by*

Akki: Shouldn't we do something about that? O_o

Si'Var: I'm sure it'll be fine.

Akki: *freezes the fire ball solid* If you say so...

*We rejoin our other heroes*

Travis: *wearing sunglasses* How is this cave so shiny?!

Jerrica: *also wearing sunglasses* I don't know.

Dayn: *not wearing sunglasses* too bright. ;_;

Travis: Are you crying blood!?

Dayn: Yes. ;_;

Dwarf wearing sunglasses: Damn, man, that su- *stabbed in the head*

Dayn: *the stabber* twenty-TWO

Travis: At least we found where the dwarves were getting the shiny sign stuff from.

Dayn: I still don't get how they were getting it from a cave that didn't exist until a few hours ago.

Travis: I blame chaos and all that is chaosy. Also, they're dwarves.

Jerrica: You suddenly have something against dwarves?

Travis: I have something against everything. *stabs two obviously blind dwarves who are stumbling around* twenty-four...

Dayn: I don't think those two were mining the shiny stuff.

Travis: Better safe than blind. B)

*Several Floors Later*

Travis: I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!

Dayn: *takes Travis' sunglasses off*

Travis: Oh, right.

Large Shadowy Moloch-esque Silhouette: I was wondering when you would get here.

Travis: GIANT MOLOCHY THING! *sets himself ablaze*

Jerrica: What the hell is wrong with you?

Travis: A lot.

LSMS: I am the Emperor Moloch, and I assume you are here because you seek the TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER.

Jerrica: *kicking Travis in the head* That's right.

Travis: And let me guess. We have to kill you for it, right? *getting kicked in the head*

Emperor Moloch: No, you have to kill me to get this scroll that you need to take to Khelavaster.

Dayn: Why did you tell us where we need to take it? >_>

Emperor Moloch: Because I'm confident you can't kill me.

Dayn: Oh, and how many have come here seeking it?

Emperor Moloch: Just you guys.

Dayn: Riiiight... Travis, kick his ass.

Travis: YAAAAAY! *rapidly stabbing the Emperor Moloch with the RCT causing no damage whatsoever* why wont it die!?

Emperor Moloch: Would you please stop that. We will have tea, then we shall fight in mortal combat.

Travis: But it's chaosy down here, and I don't wanna grow more body parts. *poke poke*

Emperor Moloch: Very well, if you wish to die now, I'm sure I can postpone my tea just for you.

Travis: Thanks?

Emperor Moloch: You are quite welcome. *roars and begins (slowly) running after Travis*

Travis: *slowly shuffles out of the Emperor Moloch's reach*

Emperor Moloch: Oh god dammit! *still (slowly) chasing Travis who is just barely keeping out of reach* Hold still!

Travis: No. *shuffle shuffle*

Emperor Moloch: *chase chase*

TO BE CONTINUED!!!


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