Chapter 127: I Wanted to Kill Him Too.

*In the Dwarven Graveyard*

Nonnak: THEY CAN TAKE YOUR LIVES, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE YOUR FREEDOM, AS THAT IS MY JOB! *surrounded by a cheering army of undead*

*Less foreshadowing and copyright infringing later at a certain clearing*

Dayn: Do we have to be here?

Travis: *trying to play his lute, failing miserably* Yes.

Jerrica: Why?

Travis: Well, before I brutally murdered the Assassin Prince, he told me he sent you on a mission for the MM. I assumed he told you guys that.

Dayn: No he di- wait, murdered?

Travis: Yes... brutally. :D

Jerrica: You're starting to scare me.

Travis: Good.

MM: Oh, you guys again. *takes Travis' lute* AHE-

Travis: If you start rhyming, I will kill you. I will kill you to death.

MM: Sure you will. *starts playing the lute* I se-

Travis: *takes the lute and smashes it over the MM's head* Dead fucking serious.

MM: I can see that. Why are you morons here, anyway?

Travis: We, and by that I mean I, have killed Filk, the demented annoying fucking quickling bard.

MM: Thank you! I can finally win the annual Drakalor Chain Musicians Contest!

Travis: What.

MM: For years that quickling prick has beaten me. Now that he's dead I'm guaranteed to win!

Jerrica: We went through all that trouble so you could win a goddamned contest.

MM: And gain information of a certain shiny cave to obtain the TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER.

Jerrica: Which cave?

MM: The one in the west near the ruined city.

Jerrica: There ar- mmm m mm

Dayn: *has his hand over Jerrica's mouth.* Trust me, it's best to NEVER question the crazy shit the people here talk about.

Travis: Is that all we need to know?

MM: Pretty mu-GAK

Dayn: *has his sword through the MM's chest* It's over. The healing can now begin. :D

Travis: Dammit, Dayn, I wanted to kill him.

Jerrica: Me too.

Dayn: TOO SLOW, BITCHES! :D

Dutchess: Isn't that a chaotic act?

Onn: *NO, I WANTED TO KILL HIM TOO. IN FACT, YOU GET A LAWFUL BOOOOOST FOR IT!*

Dayn: Yay!

Dylan, Sliat, Lee, and Kunx: *run by screaming*

Jerrica: I wonder what has those loonies so scared.

Penguin Army: *Chasing the four*

Penguin Leader: PENGUIN RUSH! KEKEKEKEKEKE! butt butt butt.

Jerrica: That can't be good.

Travis: ALL HAIL THE PENGUIN LORD! *salutes*

Dayn: Travis, what are you doing?

Travis: Just practicing for when the penguins take over.

Jerrica: That's the stup- OH FOR ISTARIA'S SAKE!

Dayn: ALL HAIL THE PENGUIN LORD! *saluting*

*sometime later*

Sign: Welcome to The Scintillating Cave. Scintillatingly scintillating since it scintillated into existence in scintillating manner of scintillatingness. I mean, seriously, have you ever seen such a scintillating cave? Probably not. In fact, the only thing more scintillating is this sign. Holy crap this is scintillating.

Travis: We really need to find and kill those dwarves.

Jerrica and Dayn: Agreed.


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