Chapter 130: Just Another Day in Copyright Infringement Land

*We rejoin our heroes sometime after they're done strangling each other*

Travis: So, you're saying you're no longer chaosy, and as a result, you're a fully realized sorceress?

Akki: Yep. :D

Travis: That's not fair. >:(

Akki: I know. :D

*Sometime later, outside the entrance to the caverns of chaos*

Nonnak: *just finishing up a motivational speech to his massive army of undead* ...AND REMEMBER, THEY CAN TAKE YOUR LIVES AGAIN, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE MINE!

Army of Undead: *cheering*

Travis: *walks by, pushes Nonnak down a rather large, ratherly conveniently placed hole* Stop not dying.

Dayn, Jerrica, Akki, Dutchess, Si'Var: *follow Travis*

Undead: *look down hole*

Emperor Lich: *sigh* I'll get the rope...

*in Terinyo*

Akki: Okay, Dayn, take the crumpled scroll to Kellykfjbhdkjgh and he should give you the TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER

Dayn: Okay, of to Kelly-what's-his-face-name-bobbers!

Travis: Khelavaster. His name is Khelavaster.

Dayn: Gesundheit.

Travis: *Rapidly stabs*

Dyan: Hurk *keels over* Ooo, a coin!

Dutchess: ... Remind me why I travel with you all again?

Dayn: For the Scooby Snacks?

Akki: No, those are for you.

Dayn: Mmmmmm....

Travis: What's a scoo'bie sna'hk?

Akki: Definitely not some kind of copyright infringement. :D

*elsewhere, in another time, on another planet called "Earth"*

Slash: lol scooby sn-

*Doorbell*

Slash: Yyyesss--

Lawyer: LAWSUIT *smacks with briefcase*

Slash: X_o I don't even live at home anymore! How do you find me?!

*Elsewhere*

Sivart: Heh heh heh... Bitch.

*Back to the Heroes*

Subway employee: Yes?

*.... We seriously didn't make that joke*

Dayn: I feel as if the forces that be are plotting a cruel joke on us....

Travis: What give you that idea?

Jerrica: Couldn't be because you have a tail now, could it?

Travis: CHAOS DAMN IT! *Reaches into his bag for a Cure Corruption* Uh-oh... We have a problem...

Akki: Meh, I kinda like it.

Travis: Thanks... >_> I think...

Dayn: How did you grow a tail, anyway? There's no chaos here.

Travis: *pulls out the Crown of Chaos* I think this.

Akki: I thought you were hiding that in your portable hole.

Travis: I was, but, it's so pretty. @_@

Dayn: *takes the crown, opens Travis' magical storage place, throws crown in* Problem solved. Now, let's quit goofing around and get the TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER from Khelavaster.

Akki: Gesundheit.

Travis: Is this before or after we stab him?

Jerrica: No stabbing the quest people!

Travis: Damn... You ruin all the fun...

Kehelavaster: *invisible* I heard that.

Travis: You heard nothing *jedi mind trick hand wave*

Khelavaster: No, I'm pretty sure I did...

Travis: DAMN YOU OBI WAN!

*elsewhere*

Obi Wan: Heh heh heh... Bitch.


© 2011 Travis Prue and Paul Heilig.
Star Wars and everything related is © George Lucas.
Scooby Doo and everything related is © somebody.
Subway and everything related is © (probably) Jarred.
PLEASE DON'T SUE US. (well, you can sue Paul :D Paul: Sadface!!!)

Copyright Infringement Man: NOOOO- oh fuck, I'm too late. *explodes*