Chapter 131: Nonnak Gets Kicked Down a Large Pit

*We rejoin our heroes*

Travis: Good to see you, Khelavaster.

Dayn: You look well.

Khelavaster: Thank you for reminding me that I need to get restraining orders against you two.

Travis and Dayn: :D

Jerrica: Can that wait until after you've given us the trid-

Khelavaster: ahem

Jerrica: *sigh* THE TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOS- is this really necessary?

Khelavaster: Yes, it is.

Jerrica: -TER are you happy now?

Khelavaster: No.

Jerrica: *turns to Akki* Do we REALLY need the pitchfork of the crimson cock?

Akki: Yes, we do. Why do you ask.

Jerrica: I'm kinda wanting to stab him in the head.

Akki: *takes the crumpled scroll* Here, we have the crumpled scroll, give us the TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER.

Khelavaster: Okay. *pulls the TotRR out of thin air and hands it to Akki* Have fun.

Jerrica: Wait, I thought he wouldn't give it to chaotics.

Si'Var: She's more along the lines of neutral now.

Travis: Really?

Akki: *stabs Khelavaster in the head with the TotRR* Nope.

Travis: :D

Akki: :D

Dayn: :D

Dutchess: :D

Jerrica: I'm surrounded by morons.

*a short time later, after being chased out of, and, again, setting fire to, Terinyo.*

Travis: *examining the TotRR* it's so beautiful.... aaaaand I can see you.

Invisible Stalker: DAMN YOU! ONE DAY... ONE DAAAAAAAY! *runs off... of a cliff*

Jerrica: Ohhhkaaaay... so anyway, Akki, you never did explain how being de-chaosed made you more powerful.

Travis: Or why you didn't do that before we fought Nuurag-Vaarn. <_<

Si'Var: Or how you knew being de-chaosed wouldn't kill you.

Akki: Well, you see...

Travis: Yes?

Akki: I don't know.

Dayn: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE! :D

Jerrica: No, it do-

Dayn: PERFECT. SENSE.

Jerrica: *rolls her eyes* whatever.

*a short time later, outside the Caverns of Chaos again*

Various undead: *helping Nonnak out of the very large pit*

Emperor Lich: Are you okay, sir? That was madness.

Nonnak: I-

Travis: *now standing in front of Nonnak wearing spartan armor* THIS IS ANCARDIA! *kicks Nonnak back down the pit*

Akki: What the fuck are you wearing and where the fuck did you get it?

Travis: Dunno. *now wearing his usual robe*

Various Undead: >:(

Travis: Pfft. *pulls something out of his portable hole and holds it out infront of him* THE POWER OF SSRAXX COMPELS YOU!

Lich King: That's a loaf of bread.

Travis: Why, yes, yes it is.


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