Chapter 132: Nucular Energee

*We rejoin our heroes*

Travis: *looks at the loaf of bread, then at the Lich King, then back to the loaf of bread*

Lich King: Yo- *killed by loaf of bread*

Jerrica: How the fu-

Travis: Stale. Very, very stale.

Dayn: Oh look, an army of undead again!

Army of Undead: ):<

Travis: Yes, Dayn, we know.

Akki: LET'S BLOW THEM UP! :D

Travis: OKAY! :D

Akki: *creates a small sunish fireball in her hand and throws it into a group of various undead*

Fireball: *expands, burning many undead to ashes then disappears into nothingness*

Travis: Quit being a showoff. *creates a small sunish fireball of his own...* Any idiot ca-

Fireball: *explodes into a small mushroom cloud in Travis' hand*

Travis: *staring at mushroom cloud* Huh, that's cool.

Akki: That's really not supposed to happen. D=<

Travis: Don't care. :D *creates another MiniSun, this time quite a bit larger, and throws it at some undead at ludicrous speed*

Undead: *all dodge*

Huge mushroom cloud: *rises over where Terinyo is once stood.

Travis: ._.

Akki: ._.

Travis: I'm in a lot of trouble, aren't I.

Akki: Ummm, probably.

Travis: OH WELL! *throws more minisun fireballs around*

**At the library**

Ghost Librarian: *reading quietly*

MiniSun: *bursts through the wall*

GL: ?

MiniSun: *collapses into a black hole, begins sucking everyone and everything in*

GL: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *sucked in*

**At Lawenilothehl**

Hotzenplotz: I, Hotzenplotz, havingbeenrevivedbysomerandomplotholedevice, will have my REVE-

MiniSun: *lands in front of Hotplate*

Hotzenplotz: What is this!?

MiniSun: *begins expanding rapidly, turns red*

Hotzenplotz: Well shit. *burns to ashes*

*At the black market*

Beggar: Please, help me!!!

Barnabas: *wearing sunglasses and spf 9001 sunblock* Got any money?

Beggar: *heavily sunburnt* No. ;_;

Barnabas: Well, too bad.

Beggar: Damn yo-*melts away*

Barnabas: Suckers. *kicks back in a lawnchair and watches the mushroom cloud over Terinyo*

*back with out heroes*

Dayn: DAMMIT, TRAVIS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE KILLING EVERYBODY!

Travis: Since when?

Dayn: SINCE ALWAYS!

Akki: *looking on* What have you done?

Jerrica: It's okay, I'm su-

Akki: That was AWESOME! =D

Jerrica: Of course.

Undead Army: D= *jump into the convenient pit*

Travis: Well, that was easy.

Dayn: Yes, very easy. All we had to do was DESTROY HALF THE DRAKALOR CHAIN AND KILL NINE-TENTHS OF ITS POPULATION!

Travis: Like I said, easy.

Dayn: And, but, and... the... ARG!

Akki: Calm down. It's just a little collateral damage.

Jerrica: a LITTLE?! *points at the black hole, growing red sun, and mushroom cloud*

Akki: Yes. In our line of work, sometimes you have to kill nine-tenths of the corrupt population of some random shithole to save the rest of the world.

Dayn: Well, when you say it like that, it's not such a bad thing. :D

Jerrica: I'm gonna have to agree with that.

Akki: :D

Dayn: Now, with that out of the way, where's Si'Var?

Travis: Under that pile of very large and heavy rocks. *points*

Si'Var: *from under the rocks* help me...

Jerrica: *sigh* Let's dig stupid out.


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