Chapter 134: Anomalous Materials

*We rejoin our heroes*

Travis: *standing amidst several dead fire grues, holding the Chaos Orb of Elemental Fire and looking into a giant bonfire* So pretty. @_@

Akki: Yes. @_@

Si'Var: *takes the orb from Travis and throws it into the fire*

FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Bonfire: *gone*

Travis: DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN! *on fire*

Akki: *also on fire* THE PAAAAAAIN!

Si'Var: I forgot to mention it did that. *also also on fire*

Travis: That would have been nice for Akki.

Dayn: *distantly* THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Travis: And maybe Dayn too.

*In a different part of the level*

Water grues: *running around frantically, on fire*

Dayn: -AAAAAAAAAA-

Jerrica: You haven't been on fire for ten seconds now, is it really necessary to keep screaming like a little bitch?

Dayn: -AAAAA- no, I guess it isn't.

Jerrica: There it is! *points at a shimmering pool of unknown depth*

Dayn: LET'S DO THIS! *throws the Chaos Orb of Elemental Water into the pool*

EXTREME HUMIDITY!

Dayn: *soaked* That was...

Jerrica: *also soaked* interesting?

Dayn: Yeah, that.

*back to the other three*

Travis: *also also soaked* That was...

Akki: *also also also soaked* interesting?

Travis: Yeah, that, annoying.

Si'Var: *by golly, he's soaked* Only three to go.

EXTREME WINDINESS!

Dutchess: *flying in the extreme wind* WEEEEEEEE!

Travis: *catches Dutchess*

Wind: *stops*

Si'Var: Make that two.

Akki: Good job, Dutchess.

Dutchess: *singed and soaked* Thanks.

*back to the other two*

Jerrica and Dayn: *staring into a strange small rift in the air leading into unknown dimensions of pure energy.*

Dayn: What is it? @_@

Jerrica: I don't know. @_@

Chaos Wizards: HUZZAH! *notice the rift and begin staring as well* @_@

*five minutes later*

The other four: *walk up to Jerrica and Dayn*

Travis: *waves his hand in front of Jerrica's face* Are they gonna be okay?

Si'Var: Yeah, maybe.

Akki: *takes the Chaos Orb of Elemental Mana from Dayn and throws it into the rift*

STRANGE SILENCE

Akki: I feel... odd.

Si'Var: That's because throwing the mana orb of mana into the mana rift of mana drained our mana.

Various grues and chaos wizards: *surrounding everybody*

Fire grue: They're powerless, get them!

Travis: *chewing on the fire grue* IT'S BACON!

Dayn: O_o He... doesn't know it's not bacon?

Akki: That's just not right.

Fire grue: Would you please stop chewing on me?

Travis: No. *resumes chewing*

Fire grue: You do realize you're powerless and surrounded?

Travis: I'll show you powerless! *creates a minisun and throws it into the air*

Akki: This won't end well.

Travis: Not for them. *teleports everybody away*

Minisun: *collapses into a black hole*

Grues and wizards: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *sucked in*

Black Hole: *disappears*

*Elsewhere*

Akki: ARE YOU INSANE!?

Travis: Look who you're asking...

Akki: Oh, right.

Travis: Besides, I teleported us to the final anomaly! :D

Jerrica: *shoves the Chaos Orb of Elemental Earth into a rather large stone column*

EPIC EARTHQUAKE!!!! whiiiiich doesn't damage anything.

Dwarf wearing sunglasses: *appears out of nowhere*

Travis: *kills the dwarf* So, is that it?

*Grating sound in the distance*

Si'Var: Yep. *sidesteps*

Large Rock: *falls where Si'Var was standing a moment before*

Si'Var: Ha ha! *crushed by another large rock*


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