Chapter 135: D:49-50

*On the cHaOs plane*

Andor: They draw near. There is something we must do.

Lyda: I swear, if you say mont-

Andor: WE MUST HAVE A MONTAGE!

Lyda: *facepalm*

*We rejoin our heroes*

Travis: IT'S S-S-S-SO COLD!

Dayn: I feel fine.

Travis: Good for you mister immune-to-freezing-his-ass-off.

Akki: Q-q-q-quit c-c-c-c-complaining.

Travis: F-f-f-f-fine. Let's j-j-j-just get to the n-n-n-n-next level. *tries to walk forward, walks in place* ohgodamit!

Dutchess: WEEEEE! *skating across the ice*

Travis: How are you d-d-d-d-doing that?

Dutchess: Imma dog. :3

Travis: That's as g-g-g-g-good as any explanation, I g-g-g-g-guess.

Michael Jackson: *moonwalks by* EEE-HEEE!

Dayn: What the hell was that?

*Sometime later, on the next level*

Travis: F-f-finally, w-w-w-w-warm.

Dayn: I feel fine. :D

Jerrica: *kicks Dayn in the face*

Dayn: Now, not so much. X_x

Travis: *kicks a rat into a wall* So, what do we have to fight through to get to that Chaos Gate thing?

Si'Var: Oh, nothing too bad. Chaos wizards, greater chaos servants, chaos mutants, chaos warriors, writhing masses of primal chaos, ghost lords, balors, and one greater balor. :D

Travis: Wait, did you say balors? *turns to Dayn* He said balors, didn't he?

Dayn: What's a balor?

Travis: It's like a greater greater moloch that can teleport and summon.

Dayn: That doesn't seem so ba-

Balor: *teleports infront of Dayn, punches him in the face, summons rats, and teleports away*

Travis: They're also assholes.

Dayn: *holding his nose* I can see that. *tackled by a rat*

Travis: *kills all the rats using fireball* Can we continue without you getting your ass kicked by rats?

Dayn: Sure. X_x

Akki: I HAVE AN IDEA! :D

Travis: Does it involve meteo'ing the fuck out of everything.

Akki: Yes.

Travis: Great idea.

Travis and Akki: *2x Meteo Combo*

Everything: *dies*

Jerrica, Dayn, Dutchess, Si'Var: We're alive! :D

Akki: That was easier than I thought it would be.

Balors: *appear infront of everybody*

Travis: Or not.


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