Chapter 138: It Continues!

*We rejoin Travis inside his crazy pink mind*

Pink Pony: And then I said "Oatmeal, are you CRAZY!?"

Travis: *lying on the ground, hitting himself in the face with a hammer* Are you quite done with this story?

Pink Pony: *nods her head insanely fast, then opens her mouth to say something*

Travis: *jumps to his feet and holds the pony's mouth shut* Not that I don't want to hear another one of your stories, because I don't, but how exactly are you gonna make me a more powerful wizard?

PP: I don't know. I don't really know any of that magicy stuff, but I do know that one ti- mrph mrph mrphhmrphhmrphhmrphhmrphh...

Travis: *holding the pony's mouth shut again* NO. MORE. STORIES! *lets go of the pony's mouth*

PP: And that's how we prevented penguins from taking over the world!

Travis: I hate you so much...

*We rejoin our other heroes*

Travis: *drooling*

Jerrica: Dayn, I'm afraid I've done all I can for Travis.

Dayn: *stabbing at Andor, who is easily dodging said stabs* All you did was poke him with a stick for twelve seconds.

Jerrica: *kicks Andor in the face* And that's all I could do for him.

Andor: mYfAcE...ITBLEEDS!

Akki: Good! *casts magic missile at Andor*

Andor: *dodges* >:D

Akki: STOP DODGING! *rapid fires various bolt spells at Andor*

Andor: nEvEr! *dodges each bolt with increasing speed*

Akki: :/

Andor: *hypersuperspeeds over to Akki* hElOtHaR &gT;:) *punches Akki through a wall*

Dayn: Was he this fast when we started trying to kill him?

Jerrica: Nope.

Akki: *stumbles over to Jerrica and Dayn* I have a therory.

Dayn: "Therory"? >_>

Akki: *kicks Dayn in the face*

Jerrica: *also kicks Dayn in the face* What's your theory?

Akki: I think casting magic makes him faster.

Andor: tUkYuIdOtSlNgEnUf2FiGuRdAtOwT. &gT;:p

Si'Var: Luckily, my magic is useless! *standing on Andor's head*

Andor: *grabs Si'Var by his ankles* oH lOoK, a NeW wEaPoN

Si'Var: *crushed by a rather large greater titan giant*

Andor: *also crushed by said greater titan giant*

Lyda: *facepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalm...*


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