Chapter 137: It Begins!

*We rejoin our heroes*

Jerrica: Well, we're fucked. Thanks again, Akki.

Akki: You're welcome.

Travis: I have a plan!

Dayn: Does it involve us distracting Andor while you run like a bitch?

Travis: Yes.

Akki: And just where are you gonna run off to?

Travis: I'm gonna run toward that blonde pacifist looking girl. *points at Lyda*

Lyda: I AM NOT A PACIFIST!

Travis: *now standing by Lyda* So peaceful over here.

Lyda: *pokes Travis' forehead*

Travis: *falls unconscious, drools massively*

Lyda: Not. A. Pacifist. BITCH! *turns to the others* Anybody disagree?!

Dayn, Jerrica, Si'Var, Akki: *shake their heads*

Lyda: Good! ^_^

Akki: What did you do to him?

Lyda: Locked him inside his own mind. :D

Dayn: Oh.

Lyda: "Oh."? What do you mean by "Oh."?

Dayn: You'll see later.

Andor: *standing on Dayn's head* lEsS tAlKy, MoRe ShReDdY iN mElEe-Ee!

Dayn: What is with everybody standing on everybody's heads?

Andor: iT's FuN.

Akki: It's annoying! *fire bolts Andor, setting him ablaze*

Andor: tHe FiRe, It DoEs NoThInG! *now standing in front of Dayn*

Dayn: *stabs at Andor*

Andor: *antic-*

Stupid Running Gag Prevention Man: NOOOOOO- *stabbed*

Lyda: NOW he shows up!?

Dayn: *stabs at Andor again*

Andor: *dodges*

Akki: *standing directly behind Andor* ACIDBALL MOTHERFUCKER! *casts Acid Ball*

Andor: *now standing on Akki's head* yOuMiSsEd.

Jerrica: *standing on Andor's head* Hi.

Akki: *standing on Jerrica's head* Hello. :D

Jerrica: Wait, if you're up there, who's down there!?

Si'Var: *is being standed on* We're a tower! :3

Lyda: *watching the insanity with an extremely confused look on her face, pulls a hammer out of nowhere, and hits herself on the head several times before falling unconscious*

*MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGI- I mean... INSIDE TRAVIS' MIND!*

Travis: *wakes up to an extreme amount of pink and sits up* Where the hell am I?!

Penguin: You got trapped inside your own mind.

Travis: Oh.

Penguin: What do you mean by "Oh."?

Travis: *punches the penguin* Nothing. *stands up* So, where is the spirit guide thing that's supposed to make me stronger so I can wake up just in time to avoid being killed, I wonder aloud to myself. *strokes his chin* Wait, since when do I have a beard!?

Jaws Music: Duuuun dun.

Pink blur: *hyperspeeds by behind Travis*

Travis: *quickly turns around* "Who's there?", I ask aloud to the pinkness. *strokes his chin again* Where's my beard!?!?!

Jaws Music: Duuuun dun.

Pink blur: *hyperspeeds by behind Travis again*

Travis: Okay, enough of this. Just come out and teach me whatever you need to teach me... my mind kind of freaks me out. *watches as a purple penguin floats by*

Jaws Music: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...

Travis: GET ON WITH IT!

Voice: Oh, fine.

Pink Pony: *suddenly standing in front of Travis* LEEEEET'S PARTY!

Travis: *staring at the extremely pink, curly maned pony with a look of horror (and a beard) on his face*

Pink Pony: Are you okay? *turns her head completely upside down while the rest of her body stays right side up*

Travis: *pulls a hammer out of nowhere, looks at the hammer, tosses it over his shoulder, snaps his fingers, and is instantly crushed by an anvil*

Pink Pony: Guess he doesn't like parties.


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