Chapter 50: Sprinting and Choking
British Man: Bloody Hell! *explosion*
ADOI 50th! :D
Travis: Did you guys taste a sound?
Dayn: Zuh?
Travis: I taste sounds, see touch, and hear tastes D=.
Robie: O Rly?! *implodes*
Jerrica: O_o What do you mean?
Travis: *claps hands* Clapping tastes good! ^_^
Dutchess: So it would seem. <_<
*elsewhere*
Jipostus: I LIVE! *eaten by dopefish*
Dopefish: >_>
*D= OMFG CANNIBALISM!*
*OMFG LATERZ!*
Dopefish: YES! I have all the orbs, the Crown and Medal of Chaos, Trident of the Red rooster,and I'm a crowned champion of order. It's time to end thi-*game crash*
*LOLOLOLOLOLOL*
Penguin: *wearing sunglasses* BAAAAAAHHH!-UTTT! *kung-fu stance*
*Dylan, Lee, Sliat, and Knux are in Kung-Fu stances and wearing sunglasses as well*
Dylan: Mr. Penguin, surprised to see us?
Penguin: >_>
Lee: WHY MR PENGUIN!? WHY DO YOU PERSIST!?
Penguin: <_<
Dylan: Then we shall end this...
*epic Matrix battle*
Penguin: *unharmed* <(o_o)>
Dylan: You may have won this time, Mr Penguin, but remember... the ADOI has you.
*>_> ISSUES, WE HAVE 'EM!*
*On Another Plane*
Samuel L. Jackson: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! *surrounded by snakes on a plane*
*elsewhere*
Travis: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plain! *surrounded by snakes on a plain*
*>_> else*
Kid: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking planes *doing plane geometry*
*enough of that <_<*
Jerrica: *ninjas into a walnut*
Dayn: *Walnuts into a ninja*
Ninja: *Dayns into a Jerrica... wait, what!?*
Dutchess: I CAN FLY! *flies away*
*IN A DARONGS STUMAK! LOLOLOL!*
Jipostus: I guess this is really it... *turns around to see a skeleton holding a sign*
Sign: Hmmm, needs more bunchies.
Jipostus: That's just odd... *notices sound of the dragon's heartbeat.* Hmmm... *climbs through the dragon's esophagus* Now, if I do... THIS! *punches through the esophagus and rips out the dragon's heart, causing the dragon to throw up jipostus* I'm free! *is crushed by the dead/dying dragon*
Onn: This is just weird.
Istaria: Very.
Ssraxx: 0.O
Corellius: Are we gonna play this damn game or keep bringing the monk back to watch him die again and again?
Ssraxx and Ni' Pregh: Keep bringing the monk back.
...
Ssraxx: I love you.
Ni' Pregh: *pats Ssraxx on the head* Good human god, showing proper respect to the far superior elven god! ^_^
Ssraxx: ^_^
Onn: That's creepy.
Istaria: At least he's not hitting on me now. *shudders*
*now, we take you to a place far freakier than anything you have seen before*
Canadian: Eh?
Moose: EH!
Canadian 2: Eh.
Moose: Eh! *eats a donut*
Canadian 2: *eats moose* Eh! :D
Canadian: Eh? *eats canadian 2*
*You feel uneasy, eh.*
Jackal: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Jackal2: What's love, but a second hand emo- *explosion*
Sivart: NO. MORE. SINGING. JACKALS!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackals: MISSED :D
Sivart: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Sean: I see you hate Jackals!
Sivart: YES I DO. D=
Sean: There, I have eradicated all jackals!
*jackals implode*
Sivart: WOW THATS SO AWESOME! HOW ON EARTH DID YOU EVER DO SOMETHING SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?
Sean: With CSS, actually.
Sivart: You're a nerd. >_>
Sean: <_<
Kesha: YA RLY! *knocked out by Sivart*
And so ends another pointless and excessively random cha-
Hawkslayer: 0.O STOP EVERYTHING!
What?
Hawkslayer: Why wasn't I in this chapter!? o.O
Ummm, err... well... Go count the number of atoms on this planet...
Hawkslayer: OK, BOSS! o.o *runs off*
As I was saying. So ends another pointless and excessively random chapter! Thanks for reading =p. Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, etc etc etc, and a Happy New Year! ADOI will return in 2008 =p
Hawkslayer: Done! 0.0
>_> You never cease to amaze me, now go away.
Hawkslayer: o.0 AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! *walks away*
© 2007 Travis Prue (Cold medicine rules =3)