Chapter 49: A Chaotic Plot

On another plane

Ultimate Chaos God: *watching crystal ball* tHiS cAnNoT bE gOoD! *watches more* dAmMiT! i HaVe No ChOiCe... InAn' AoM!

*a chaos brother enters the room*

Inan' Aom: dOeTh ThE uLtImAtE ChAos gOd ReQuIrE mY sErViCeS!? :D

Ultimate Chaos God: YeS, tAkE tHiS... *picks up a rather large bag of money* tO Thrundarr.

Inan' Aom: LoSt YeT aNoThEr BeT wItH hIm dId Ya?

Ultimate Chaos God: >_> YeAh...

Inan' Aom: jUdGiNg By ThE sIzE aNd WeIgHt Of ThIs BaG, i WoUlD sAy YoU jUsT lOsT tWo-MiLlIoN cOiNs :D

Ultimate Chaos God: tHrEe MiLlIoN...

*Inam' Aom falls to the ground laughing*

Ultimate Chaos God: ThAt'S nOt FuNnY...

Inam' Aom: *stands up* yOu'Re RiGhT... iT's HiLaRiOuS!! *falls down laughing some more*

Ultimate Chaos God: *sigh* jUsT tAkE tHe GoLd To ThE dWaRf... AnD sEnD hEr In...

*sometime later, in the Dwarven Village*

*silence*

Thrundarr: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

*Now, we join our heroes, having finally returned to the caverns of chaos*

Jerrica: Did you guys hear something?

Dayn: Nope.

Jerrica: Me neither.

Dayn: Well, I guess it's time to go on...

Travis: I don't wanna go down there...

Dayn: Come on, it's the only way!

Travis: But the big room is scary ;_;

Jerrica: You can take down a greater moloch, yet you're afraid of a room?

Travis: ;_; A scary room.

Dayn: Come on! Let's just go and get it over with.

Travis: Oh fine...

*one descending of levels laterage...*

Dayn: Do any of you have the feeling that we're being followed?

Travis: Yes, but that's because we are.

Jerrica: Stop being so damn paranoid. <_<

Travis: I'm not! I swear we're being followed.

Dayn: By what then?

Travis: Invisible Stalker

Invisible Stalker: You have no proof that I've been following you since you killed the moloch.

Travis: I can see invisible things <_<

Invisible Stalker: I HAVE FAILED! *runs away crying*

Jerrica: That was... unexpected.

Travis: Very...

Invisible Stalker: *running around insanely* IM A FAILURE!

Dayn: >_> Let's just go...

*later*

Travis: =o

Jerrica: :O

Dayn: D=

Hawkslayer: 0.o

Travis: What... happened here?

Dayn: There are no walls on this floor... no doors... nothing except... rocks... alot of rocks.

Jerrica: It looks like somebody used the earthquake spell about twenty or so times on this floor.

Travis: Or somebody who's great in martial arts was bored beyond reason.

Goblin: *limps up to the party* It's the latter.

Travis: Really?!

Goblin: Yeah, some screwed up monk was bored and kicked all the walls down. I've heard rumors that he did the same thing to several other floors to find gems.

Dayn: This guy seems completely nuts...

Goblin: Oh, he was. Fortunately, he left this place never to return.

*silence*

Travis: I can still see you...

Ivisible Stalker: DAMN YOU! *slices goblin in half and runs away crying*

Jerrica: That guy is messed up...

Invisible Stalker: I'M A FAILU-*trips on a rock and smashes his head into the staircase*

*more silence*

Travis: Let's just go...

*on another plane*

Onn: >_> I've never seen such a pathetic invisible stalker before.

Vagrak (chaotic trollish god): Neither have I...

Ni' Pregh: Your poker skills are more pathetic though :P

Ssraxx: How so?

Ni' Pregh: Royal Flush! =D

Ssraxx: >_> I hate you...

*on yet ANOTHER plane*

*A green-eyed, brown-haired female chaos mage enters the room.*

Female Chaos Mage: Hello, Sweetie. ~_^

Ultimate Chaos God: AkI' NaNm, HoW mAnY tImEs HaVe I tOlD yOu NoT tO cAlL mE tHaT?

Aki' Nanm: About... two-hundred and twenty... three times. ;P

Ultimate Chaos God: yOu'Ve BeEn CoUnTiNg? >_>

Aki Nanm: Yes ^_^

Ultimate Chaos God: YoU'Re StRaNgE. AnYhOw, WhAt Is So ImPoRtAnT tHaT yOu NeEdEd tO sEe Me?

Aki' Nanm: I was watching them on a crystal ball...

Ultimate Chaos God: aNd?

Aki' Nanm: *puts down crystal ball* Watch.

*the crystal ball shows the greater moloch about to crush Travis, then only static*

Aki' Nanm: We lost visual on them for thirty minutes.

Ultimate Chaos God: SoMeOnE oR sOmEtHiNg PoWeRfUl CaUsEd A dIsTuRbAnCe?

Aki' Nanm: Right.

Ultimate Chaos God: Fascinating...

Aki' Nanm: There's more. We've recieved reports that the sorcerer used an unknown ability and killed the greater moloch. I'm requesting to be sent out there to keep an eye on them, especially the sorcerer.

Ultimate Chaos God: VeRy WeLl. YoU mAy Go. :D

Aki' Nanm: Thanks, sweetie. ^_~

Ultimate Chaos God: Oh, OnE mOrE tHiNg...

Aki' Nanm: Yes?

Ultimate Chaos God: iF tHe SoRcErEr GeTs ToO pOwErFul...

Aki' Nanm: I know, I know... *eyes turn purple* kIlL hIm.


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