Chapter 57: Throwing Up

Travis: *Dodging a coin.* This guy is starting to piss me off... *throws coins rapid fire at the shopkeeper*

Shopkeeper: *dodges the coins* IT SEEMS WE ARE EQUAL IN POWER! I MUST DO SOMETHING DRASTIC! *Summons thugs and begins throwing them at Travis and Dayn*

Travis: =o *looks at Dayn, then back at the shopkeeper, then at Dayn again* =D

Dayn: No, don't you daaaaaaaa- *is thrown by Travis*

Akki: How is that gonna help us? >_>

Travis: I'm not sure...

Dayn: *lands in front of the shopkeeper* Ugh, my head...

Shopkeeper: Hello =D. *raises foot above Dayn's head*

Dayn: D= Oh hell. *teleports back over to Travis*

Travis: *throws a thug at a thug thrown by the shopkeeper* Dammit, I'm out of am- *spots Dayn* -mo. =D

Dayn: NO, YOU ARE NOT THROWING ME AGAIN!

Travis: Oh fine... *throws Jerrica at the shopkeeper*

Jerrica: Weeeeeee! *slits the throats of various thugs as she passes by them.*

Dayn: Hey, that was a good idea!

Akki: Why do you keep throwing things?

Travis: It's fun =D

Jerrica: *Lands on her feet in front of the shopkeeper* Hello, shoppy! *blocks an attack from the shopkeeper and attacks back, only to be blocked as well.*

Shopkeeper: Nice try... *punches Jerrica in the face*

Jerrica: *stunned by the force of the attack* Dammit, this isn't good... *stumbles around*

Shopkeeper: Now to put you out of my misery... *throws a punch at Jerrica*

Travis: *pulls Jerrica away from the shopkeeper and his attack* Are you okay?

Jerrica: Dizzy @_@... very dizzy @_@... and hurty...

Travis: You'll be fine. =D *teleports Jerrica away and turns to the shopkeeper*

Shopkeeper: Waaaaait a second! Didn't you have purple eyes?

Travis: They're only purple when I wanna kill something. I've come to make a deal with you.

Shopkeeper: A deal?

Travis: Yeah. You let us go in exchange for... oh, let's say... two-trillion coins.

Shopkeeper: DONE! *takes a few steps towards the thugs, leaving Travis behind him* THUGS, LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE, THEY SHALL MAKE US RICH... ER! *turns to Travis* Don't stand behind me...

Travis: Oh, sorry. *teleports away*

Shopkeeper: Where did you go!?!?!? SHOW YOURSELF!

Travis: *nowhere near the shopkeeper or the others* I'm over here!

Shopkeeper: Oh, good, I was getting wor-GAK! *turns around to see Jerrica holding a bloody scalpel* You!

Jerrica: Yeah, me, asshole! *kicks the shopkeeper in the face*

Shopkeeper: But... how?!

Travis: *teleports over to Dayn* You see, Jerrica and I began formulating this plan right after I threw Dayn at you. He teleported back, and I relayed the plan to him while you were distracted by Jerrica. I then teleported in to save Jerrica from getting killed and teleported her over to Dayn...

Dayn: And then Travis lied to you to make you lower your guard, then teleported over there to draw your attention from us. I then teleported Jerrica behind you while Akki... ummm *whispering to Travis* What did Akki do again?

Travis: *Whispering back to Dayn* Paint her toenails...

Dayn: While Akki painted he- *turns to Travis* PAINTED HER TOENAILS?!

Akki: *wiggles toes* See, pretty red! ^.~

Dayn: You were PAINTING your toenails while we were FIGHTING for our lives?!?!!?!

Akki: Yep.

Dayn: But... WHY!?

Akki: I'm a chaotic bitch. ~.^

Travis: Can't argue with that.

Shopkeeper: SHUT UP, STOP MO- ACK! *dies*

Jerrica: Shut up, bitch!

Akki: Thank you!

Dayn: Ummm, what about the thugs?

Thugs: *playing slot machines*

Travis: Meh, let them be. It's GAMBLIN' TIME! *runs over to a slot machine occupied by a thug, kills the thug, and starts playing the maching*

Dayn: I like the way you think!

Jerrica: Isn't gambling a chaotic act?

Dayn: *looks up* Onn?

Onn: Well, if you sacrifice some of the gold to me, I'll let it go and you'll be at a higher standing with me. It's a win-win situation!

Jerrica: But you're crowned, you're already at the highest standing with Onn...

Onn: Don't listen to the crazy NOT-crowned neutral ninja chick.

Istaria: Thanks for reminding me... You're crowned! *throws ten rune covered returning shuriken of the kunoichi at Jerrica*

Jerrica: *dodges* Umm, thanks.

Onn: Don't listen to the crazy cro- forget it...

Istaria: Don't mention it. Now, we're going back to our game, don't bother us again.

Akki: One quick question?

Ssraxx: Make it quick.

Akki: What do you guys do with the sacrificed gold?

Onn: Where do you think our poker money comes from?

Travis: *looks up from the slot machine* Pricks... >_>

*6.66343235430967430781 days of gambling and casino looting later...*

Dutchess *runs out of the elevator* ^_^ *is gnawing on the shopkeeper's corpse*

Dayn: *walks out of elevator holding a large bag full of gold* I love this place

Akki: *walks out of elevator holding a large bag full of gold and toenail polish* @_@

Jerrica: *walks out of elevator holding a large bag full of gold and scalpels* Eheheheheheeeeeee =D

Dayn: Umm, why do you need that many scalpels? *jokingly* Do you use a new one for each monster to avoid blood transmitted diseases?

Jerrica: Yes.

Dayn: Seriously!?

Jerrica: Yeah.

Dayn: BUT... AND.. THE... forget it, let's go. *looks back at the elevator* Travis, are you comin?

Travis: *walks out of the elevator holding a large bag of full gold and is on fire.* I'm rich!

Dayn: Why are you on fire?

Travis: I don't know...


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