Chapter 68: ADOI Pilgrimage; Dark Resurrection

(vo_o)
Sivart: And now, something different.

*At the mountain*

Yeti: MM... Meat... 8D

*Parallel dimension*

Ssraxx: Hehehehee... While those two jerks are playing cards, I have my chance to wake him... *Evil laugh*

Onn: What was that?

Ssraxx: Err... Nothing? *Mumbles something*

*At the mountain cave*

Yeti: Food ^_^

Jipostus: *Glows purple*

Yeti: o.O

Jipostus: Agh... What happened... O.O What is that?

Yeti: Meh? Hungry? You Food? o.O

Jipostus: What the... NO, I'M NOT FOOD!

Yeti: No food? =(

Jipostus: Yea... Phew...

Yeti: If no food... Then KILL!

Jipostus: Shit! *Runs away*

Yeti: =(

*Few minutes running later*

Jipostus: Phew... That was close...Now... I need to figure out where I am...

*Parallel dimension*

Ssraxx: *snaps fingers*

Onn: Why did you snap your fingers?

Ssraxx: Cause I teleported one man to the Drakalor chain?

Istaria: Not funny... Let's just continue...

Onn: ...You're planning something, aren't you?

Ssraxx: HAHA, maybe I am, maybe I'm not. 8D

Istaria: Shut up and play!

Onn & Ssraxx: okay... *mutters*

*in the Drakalor chain*

Jipostus: WHOA! I'm back in... the Drakalor chain... *Evil grin, eyes glow purple*

Jackals: Caramelldansen! O-O-oaoa!

Jipostus: ...Yeeeeaah... I'm definitely back at the Drakalor chain... >_> But now... where to?

Sign: Welcome to the Stone Circle! Proudly since who the hell cares, it's a Stone Circle that opens on Darknight. Population: One very pissed off multi-headed chaos dragon and other assorted chaos monsters. Admittance you and one other only!

Jipostus: Tempting... but there are no walls in there... Besides, there's someone in there already...

????: Step in...

Jipostus: But, There is soon nothing left for me... Why bother?

????: JUST STEP IN GODDAMMIT!

Jipostus: Calm, calm... okay... fine... I'll go... geez... >_>

*later*

MC Hammer: Can't touch this. *dances through the magic missiles and implodes*

Jipostus: *takes his distance* WTF is going on in here?

Keriax: O_o WhA?? *deflects the missiles back at Travis*

Travis: EEP! *hits the dirt* cLoSe OnE... *looks up to see Keriax's massive foot above* D=

Keriax: DiEEEE!

Jipostus: Okay, I'm outta here...

Travis: We dId THis AlrEaDy! *catches Keriax and flips him on his back via his foot*

Keriax: My SpInE!

Travis: *holds a ball of purple energy above his head* leT'S eND thIs, LiZaRd. i HaVe ThInGs tO Do... ChAoS bAlL! *engulfs everything in strange purple radiation*

Jipostus: HA! Finally, I'm sa- *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

????: HAHAHAHA... My little puppet... Always so entertaining...

*Parallel dimension*

Ssraxx: *evil laugh*

Onn: I sense... That... No... No, DID YOU RESURRECT THAT MONK!?

Ssraxx: ...yea?

Istaria: Hmph, okay, since we can't play, it's better to solve this one... So, Ssraxx, Did you Resurrect that monk?

Ssraxx: yea, what about it?

Istaria: Ohkaay... Onn, why are you so negative about that?

Onn: That monk somehow gets on my nerves... I'll send him to somewhere where he causes no harm... *Snaps fingers*

Ssraxx: No, not to the frig-

Onn: Desert... 8D And for to be safe, I'll send him back in time too...

Ssraxx: *mutters*

*Later on, in a desert, Far away from the Drakalor chain*

Jipostus: *heavily sunburnt* I... hate... EVERYTHING! I swear, it's almost as if the gods are targeting me! *catches fire and burns to ashes*

*Parallel dimension*

Onn: We are... 8D

Ssraxx: *mutters* I hate you...

Onn: And I hate you too, but lets continue, we're still playing, remember?

Ssraxx: Fine... *snaps fingers, and gives evil grin*

Onn: ...


What hase Ssraxx planned for Jipostus? Why does Onn hate him so much? Do gods always target him? What the fuck is going on? Wasn't this supposed to end? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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