Chapter 69: ADOI Pilgrimage; Infinite Dungeon Craziness

*At Infinite Dungeon, level 2000*

Jipostus: Where am I? What's happening to me? Agh... I can't see anything... All I remember is a desert.

Red dragon: I don't know. Maybe the gods want to use you as their puppet.

Jipostus: Puppet?

Red dragon: Indeed. They're just using you to entertain themselves. Those selfish bastards... Leaves barely anything for good old Mikey.

Jipostus: Mikey?

Red dragon: Yes, That's me.

Jipostus: Nice to meet you. I'm Jipostus, a monk. Ahh, my sight is coming back.

Mikey: I'm Mikey, a dragon.

Jipostus: O_O *runs away*

Mikey: Aww... always they run away from me... I should just kill them instead of being nice to them.

*one ascending later*

Jipostus: Phew, that was close! Where am I?

Sign: This way to the level 2000 of Infinite Dungeon

Jipostus: O_O *faints*

*Several hours later*

Jipostus: Uhh... *looks the sign again* Oh crap, it wasn't a dream. How the heck an I going to survive this one? Well, I don't have much of a choice other than trying to make a run for it. Hey, what's that sound?

Titan: Hello there! =D

Jipostus: D= *Runs away*

Titan: I was just about to tell him that the shortcut to level 10 is in here, but... oh well...

*One ascending later*

Jipostus: Phew... Why... Why me?

Faerie Dragon: Cause you're human?

Jipostus: AAAAH! *Runs away*

Faerie Dragon: Humans... >_>

*Many ascendings and run aways later*

Jipostus: I... Can't... Take... This... Anymore... I'm in level 1989, and I have feeling that I'm going to die in this place. *cries*

Ghost: Don't cry.

Jipostus: Leave me alone. *Headwall*

Ghost: What is your problem?

Jipostus: This dungeon, you stupid ghost! I'M GOING TO DIE IN HERE!

Ghost: No, you won't die that easily.

Jipostus: What?

Ghost: You see, Ssraxx wont let you die.

Jipostus: Why not?

Ghost: I don't know for sure, but I'm sure of it.

Jipostus: Why are you so sure of it?

Ghost: I don't know, but I just know it.

Jipostus: Ohkaay...

Ghost: I know, it might sound crazy, but that's the truth.

Jipostus: Whatever...

Ghost: Also, Ssraxx gave you some new powers, so you can take on some stronger monsters than you used-

Jipostus: What?! Why?!?!

Ghost: I don't know.

Jipostus: Ohkaaay. So, Ssraxx won't let me die, and gave me some new powers to ensure that?

Ghost: Something like that.

Jipostus: Thanks you... *Evil grin*

Ghost: Why are you smiling? What are you doing... No, no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo *Kicked to death*

Jipostus: Waait... How that was possible? o.O Oh well... *Evil laugh*

Kobold shaman: O.o

Jipostus: *Evil grin* Die. *Roundhouse kicks through wall*

Kobold shaman: X.x

Jipostus: Ssraxx, thank you. *EvIl, ChAoTiC lAuGh*

Ssraxx: No need to thank me...

Jipostus: I wont let you down, promise.

Ssraxx: Go now, monk.

Jipostus: Whatever you want.

*Parallel dimension*

Ssraxx: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA, what an idiot... I like that guy even more than I thought.

Onn: You know, that's kinda funny. I wont do anything to that monk anymore. He's yours. 8D

Ssraxx: That's kind of you.

Istaria: Okay, stop flirting. >_>

Ssraxx & Onn: *blushes*

What is going on in the Infinite Dungeon? What powers did Ssraxx give to Jipostus? What is wrong with Jipostus? What is going on in Parallel dimension?!?!? Find out later on.

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