Chapter 71: ADOI Pilgrimage; OVER NINETHOUSAAAND!!!

*Infinite dungeon, lvl 1985*

Jipostus: Hmm... A portal of somekind? Where it will take me? Well, I guess I don't have anything to lose... *Steps into the portal*

Chell: Whoops, I forgot to close that portal to lvl 9005. *Closes portals* *Runs away*

Jipostus: That portal got closed... Where am I?

*At small distance*

???1: What floor is this?

Jipostus: Hmm... Maybe this will tell me...

???2: IT'S FLOOR 9005!

Jipostus: O_O *faints*

???3: THAT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!!!!

???1: Holy mother of God, we'd better teleport someplace else. NOW!

???2&3: Yes, sir.

*Later on*

Jipostus: Uhh... My luck is definitely against me...

???: And it's definitely not getting better.

Jipostus: Who are you?

???: I'm Chuck Norris.

Jipostus: Hmph. TAKE THIS! *Tried to kick Chuck Norris, who dodges easily*

Chuck Norris: Pathetic... You call that a kick?

Jipostus: Say whatever you like, but I'll win this match.

Chuck Norris: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Don't make me laugh.

Jipostus: What is so funny?

Chuck Norris: You amuse me, Puppet, Now, show me what you got.

Jipostus: What did you call me?

Chuck Norris: Does it matter?

Jipostus: o_O

Chuck Norris: Don't make faces at me.

Jipostus: *Attempts to punch Chuck Norris, who dodges easily*

Chuck Norris: You're pathetic...

Jipostus: *Attempts to Roundhousekick, in vain*

Chuck Norris: That kick is done like THIS! *Roundhousekicks Jipostus, and he disappears after that*

Ssraxx: Thank you.

Chuck Norris: Now, give me my reward, or I'll roundhousekick you to your doom!

Ssraxx: Okay, okay. Here... *Gives eternium trident of toothpicking to Chuck Norris*

Chuck Norris: Finally, a good toothpick! I'll let you go. Be seeing you.

Ssraxx: *Gulp* Be seeing you...

*Parallel dimension*

Ssraxx: That was close...

Onn: Too bad he didn't kick you to oblivion.

Ssraxx: Let me show you what oblivion means.

Istaria: Calm, calm... What's wrong with you guys?

Onn & Ssraxx: YOU! *Ducttapes Istaria to wall*

Istaria: HMPHMPMMMPH!

Onn: That's better.

Ssraxx: Now, let the battle begin!

Istaria: HMMMMMMMMMMPH!

*Epic battle between two gods*

Onn: That's it! *Rips ducttapes off of Istaria*

Ssraxx: What are you doing?

Istaria: This! *Ducttapes Ssraxx to wall*

Onn: Ahh... Finally some peace.

Istaria: Agreed, now, let's continue.

Onn: When should we release him?

Istaria: After this monopoly match. 8D

Onn: Okay! XD


Where is Jipostus? Why did Chuck Norris want a toothpick? What is wrong with the gods? How long is that monopoly game going to last? And most importantly, WHERE THE **** IS MY ICE CREAM?

Chuck Norris: Ahh, finally I got that piece of plastic out of my teeth. Oh, Ice cream! *Takes it, and goes away*

© 2008 Jipostus
Chuck Norris is © of Chuck Norris... Please don't hurt me D=