Chapter 70: The Axe Effect

*In another realm, on another planet called "Earth", in a country named "Finland"...*

Jipostus: LOLOLOL! I MAEK TEH GODZ LUK GAYZ! EX-DE! *struck by many bolts of lightning*

Onn and Ssraxx: BITCH!

*Back at the stone circle*

Travis: hAhA! *looks around* i KiLlEd ThE sTuP- huh?

Keriax: hI.

Travis: bUt... ThaT... how!?

Keriax: *phases out and back into the local timespace* hAhAhAhA! yOu FaIL! *charges at Travis*

Travis: *phases out, causing Keriax to crash into the wall* *phases back in* tHaNkS fOr ShOwIng mE ThAt. =D

Keriax: oH, rIgHt. ThE mImIc ThiNg... *breathes a chaos bolt at Travis*

Travis: *phases out* hA! nOw, YoU fAi- *knocked off his feet by the chaos bolt, which causes him to phase back in* owww. *eyes fade back to blue* How the hell did that hit me?!

Keriax: YoU sEe, ChAoS sPeLls CaN hIt SoMeOne oR SoMeThInG pHaSeD oUt.

Travis: Then why the hell didn't my chaos ball hit you?!

Keriax: BeCauSe I tElEpOrTeD fAr EnOuGh AwAy. I aLsO tHoUgHt It WoUlD bE fUnNy To GeT yOuR hOpEs uP.

Travis: Prick. *casts a rather weak ice bolt at Keriax*

Keriax: YoU'Re nOt VeRy FuN noW. mAyBe YoU WoUlD lIkE tO GiVe UP?

Travis: *picks himself up off the ground* I have not yet begun to fight!

Keriax: yOu DoN't SoUnD wElL. sHoUlD i eNd YoUr SuFfErInG?

Travis: What are you talking... about... oh hell.

Keriax: HahHAhAhaA! BOO!

Travis: EEP! *runs toward the exit*

Keriax: WhY aRe YoU RuNnInG, MoRtAl!?

Travis: I can make it, I can make it!

Keriax: *teleports infront of Travis* nO, yOu CaN'T!

Travis: *eyes turn purple and the purple aura surrounds him once more* jUst KidDiNg... *pulls the Axe of the Minotaur Emperor out of thin air and slices off one of Keriax's heads*

Keriax: AHHHHHHGG! *swipes at Travis, who easily dodges*

Travis: mAyBe YoU woUlD lIkE tO gIvE uP? *shoots an arrow of dragon slaying through another of Keriax's heads*

Keriax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Travis: yOu'Re NoT vErY fUn NoW. maYbE i sHoUlD eNd yOuR suFfERiNg? *slices off the head he just put an arrow through*

Keriax: DaMmIt, YoU! *breathes a chaos bolt at Travis*

Travis: HeHehEHeHeHE *teleports away*

Keriax: wHeRe DiD yOu gO!?

Travis: *appears above Keriax and lands on his back* [chaosy-redneck accent]YEEEEEHAW! I rEcKoN i HaVe Me HeRe A DrAgOn! GiDdYuP! [/chaosy-redneck accent]

Keriax: Get off me! *bucks Travis off his back*

Travis: YEEEEEEHAAAA- *lands face first on the ground*

Keriax: (Is he getting overconfident, or is he just that damn crazy!? Also, what's up with that aura? It looks like a crazy, broken version of... Si' var... It can't be. Did he actually find a way to possess others? Interesting. That would explain why this wizard's chaos powers are so weak.) hAvInG fUn?

Travis: 1mrff rmfgmfrmg mmrf mgfmr. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!

Keriax: yOu DiD wHaT tO mY mOthEr!?

Travis: *brings himself to his feet and spits out some dirt* I said "[redneck]I reckon I just been thrown off da dragon! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWW![/redneck]" =3

Keriax: (He's just that damn crazy.) eNoUgh oF thIS! *charges at Travis*

Travis: *sidesteps and slices yet another head off* YoU'Re BoRiNg Me NoW.

Keriax: You little...

Travis: yOu DoN'T sOuNd VeRy WeLl...

Keriax: Shut up. Stop copying me.

Travis: Oh, VeRy WeLl. I'm DoNe HeRe aNyWay... *swings the axe at Keriax's last head*


To Be Concluded.

© 2008 Travis Prue