Chapter 82: ADOI Pilgrimage; Heat it up a little
*Outside of the "boring" cave*
Jipostus: Man that cave is definitely anything but boring... But anyhow, what next... ... Well, there's a pyramid nearby, but I hate mummies, so I'm so not going there... Well, might as well go and look for something...
*After few hours of travelage*
Jipostus: Hmmm... That tower looks pretty hot... Hmmm... Ah... It must be that famous Tower of Eternal Flames...
*One Tower entrage later*
Jipostus: It's pretty hot in here... I like =D
Fire Elemental(?): Why you aren't burning?
Jipostus: I'm too lazy to burn *Kicks fire elemental(?), turning it into ashes*
Jipostus: Whoops, I guess that wasn't a fire elemental... Probably some idiot who got trapped inside a long time ago... Oh well...
Fire elemental: I knew that he wasn't one of us... He didn't want to join our org-
Jipostus: I DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!!! *Kicks Fire elemental in the head, killing it*
Jipostus: What is wrong with these creatures in the Drakalor Chain or whatever this place is? I can't remember and I'm not sure if I want remember anymore... >_>
Fire lizard: Why not? :(
Jipostus: None of your business *Smashes Fire lizard's head into the floor*
Fire lizard: X_X
Jipostus: Hmm might as well go the upper floors... I don't see anything of interest in here any longer...
*One ascendage later*
Jipostus: Hmmm... This temperature is almost the same as in my sauna back home... =D
Fire giant: What the he-
Censorship man: NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo... *Gets fried before he manages explode*
Jipostus: Now look what you did to that poor guy!
Fire giant: Bu-
Jipostus: NO BUTS! SUFFER!! *Kicks Fire giant in the crotch*
Fire giant: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN*
Jipostus: Need some help?
Fire giant: *nods*
Jipostus: As you wish... *Breaks Fire giants neck*
Jipostus: So... Let's see... I sense that there has been some fighting here not too long ago... Hmmm...
Fire elemental: Yes... There was this one group of adventurers that caused lots of destruction and killed our leader...
Jipostus: Oh... That's sad... ... ... NOT *Kicks Fire elemental into the wall, killing it*
Jipostus: And oh, Thanks for the info... So there are no huge monstrous beasts here anymore... That's fine with me =D
*In the astral plane*
Ssraxx: Hmmm... I haven't been watching over that cazy monk of mine for some time... Where he might be now...
Onn: Like I care... He's not even human anymore...
Istaria: Indeed... He's a Polaeser boler tyser...
Ssraxx: Yeah... Like anyone would figure out what that is.. not even the elves wouldn't figure THAT out... >_>
Onn: Surprisingly, I agree... But you probably made that up... Isn't that right, Istaria?
Istaria: Who knows...
Onn & Ssraxx: ...
Ssraxx: What the- WHY THE FU** IS HE IN THE TOWER OF ETERNAL FLAMES?! I HATE THAT PLACE!
God of Censorship: NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo *Divinely Explodes*
Onn: Ohkaaaay... Since when did such a god even exist... o_O
Istaria: I. Don't. Know...
Ssraxx: Hmph... Hmm... Maybe if I heat things up a little... *Divine laughter*
*In the top floor of the tower of eternal flames*
Jipostus: Finally... This temperature is great... Could be higer thou- Yeeesss... It heated up a little...
Ssraxx: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON FIRE!
Jipostus: Calm down. In my home town, we love heat...
Ssraxx: Like I care!
Jipostus: ... I didn't know that gods could burn... o_O
Ssraxx: *is on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *Teleports back to divine plane*
Ssrax: I HATE THAT PLACE! *cools himself down with frost bolts*
Onn & Istaria: *Burst into laughter*
Ssraxx: IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY!!
Istaria: He got burned by his own puppet while he was burning XXXXD
Onn: Don't you feel stupid now XXXXXXD
Ssraxx: *Mutters*
Istaria: Mighty god... Screams in agony in front of his own puppet... So.. Funny XXXXXXXD
Why doesn't Jipostus burn, if even Ssraxx caught on fire? If Jipostus is no longer human, what is he? And what is Polaeser boler tyser? Find out next ti- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Runs away while on fire*
Ssraxx: Gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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