Chapter 83: Holy

(insert star wars theme here)
*We rejoin our heroes on their quest to destroy the statues. With only one statue left to destroy, the bugs have begun multiplying faster than before...*

Travis: This is not fair. *locked in a very small room with the others*

Jerrica: Shut up...

Dayn: Yes, please.

Akki: As I recall, this is YOUR fault, Travis.

Jerrica, Dayn, and Dutchess: YEAH!

Travis: Well, it COULD be MUCH worse.

Jerrica: How?

Travis: I could set all of you on fire.

Dayn: He has a point.

Akki and Jerrica: Shut up.

Dayn: sorry.

Travis: Besides, how was I supposed to know that they would start multiplying like crazy when there was only one statue left?

Jerrica: Well...

Travis: And was I to know they could think rationally and hide the statue?

Dayn: Okay, you made your point. Let's ju-

Killerbug: *crashes through the wall* ZOMSHDEQWIH.

Dayn: *kicks the killerbug back as Travis creates a door in the hole* ...

Travis: We're gonna die.

Akki: No, we're not. We're completely surrounded by doors, and bugs can't get through doors, so all we have to do is survive until the bugs die off.

Travis: I hope you're right...

Akki: Of course I am!

Travis: If you say so...

Akki: I do! D=<

Travis: Well, I'm just gonna take a quick peek out there... see what they're up to.

*outside*

Killerbugs: *carry in a battering ram*

*back inside*

Dayn, Travis, Dutchess, Jerrica, and Akki: *All looking out one of the doors*

Travis: You have got to be kidding me.

Dayn: We're doomed! There is only one thing left for us to do!

Jerrica: Go out there and fight to the death, so when we die, we die with honor and pride?

Dayn: Hell no! What the hell have you been smoking? We're gonna make a run for it!

Travis: It'll never work.

Dayn: Why is that?

Travis: Because those things are faster than I am.

Jerrica: o.o You can't be serious.

Travis: I am. But, we can still escape. :D

Dayn: How?

Travis: Quite simple, actually.

Dayn: *slightly annoyed* How?

Travis: I'm surprised i didn't think of it sooner.

Dayn: HOW!?

Travis: Teleport.

Akki: *headdoor* OF COURSE!

Travis: I'll go first to make sure it's safe.

Jerrica: Alright. Good luck.

Travis: I AM OFF! *blurs a bit*

Jerrica: Are you going?

Travis: *blurs again* I can't teleport. :<

Akki: This is bad.

Travis: *blurs a few more times* GAH! *tries to cast firebolt, but it fizzles out* I think my magic is finally gone...

Akki: Luckily, I'm here... TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAY! *blurs* What!? I know my magic can't be broken too! *opens the door and casts a fire bolt, frying a line of killerbugs* Hmmm. *closes the door*

Travis: *hits Akki upside the head with a wand of teleport*

Akki: *blurs for a second* OW!

Dayn: Odd. We could teleport earlier.

Travis: Looks like we have no cho-

Killerbugs: *smash down a door with the battering ram*

Travis: *takes out a row of killerbugs with an arrow shot from sun's messenger* I MAY NOT HAVE MY MAGIC, BUT I CAN STILL KILL THINGS WITH A MOTHERF-

Censorship Man: *very distantly* NOOOOOOOOO!

Travis: -ING BOW!

Akki: *casts improved fireball and takes down several dozen bugs*

Jerrica: *ninjas away*

Dayn: I guess we do have to fight em. *Draws his sword*

Dutchess: *dodges a few killerbug tackle attempts*

Travis: *shoots killerbugs bothering dutchess* LEAVE MY DOG ALONE! *kicks two more*

Jerrica: *ninjas back* You don't have to yell.

Travis: I know, but it makes me feel better about losing my magic. :<

Akki: *firebolts several killerbugs*

Travis: You're being kinda quiet, Akki.

Akki: I'm concentrating.

Dayn: *thrown through one of the remaining doors by a Killerbug*

Killerbugs: KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jerrica: *tries to ninja away*

Killerbug: *grabs Jerrica and throws her into a wall*

Akki: *eyes begin glowing purple just before she's hit in the stomach many times*

Travis: Dammit... *knocked down by several killerbugs* dammit...

Killerbug: *jumps at Travis and bounces off, doing no damage*

Travis: What? *gets up and turns around to see Dayn standing behind him, glowing with a white aura* Dayn?

Killerbugs: *lunge at Dutchess, Jerrica, and Akki*

Dayn: Protect.

Killerbugs: *Bounce off of Akki, Jerrica, and Dutchess.*

Travis: Dayn, what's going on?!

Dayn: *holds out his hand* Holy...


*To Be Continued*

© 2009 Travis Prue
Yes, I'm aware this is chapter 83 and not 82... so I lied... sue me.