Chapter 4: There's a Good Chance I'm Getting Sued for This.

We rejoin our heroes on floor 8.

Travis: HAHA! *sidesteps a bat swung by a bat*

Emu: *hit by bat swung bat* WARKKKKKK! *attempts to trample bat*

Bat: *swings at emu*

Emu: *dodges*

Zombie: Bruuu- *has its head knocked off*

Zombie Head: *hits a kestrel, killing it*

Kestrel Corpse: *falls on bat, killing it*

Emu: Wark. *explodes*

Travis: ...

Akki: What just happened?

Travis: I have NO clue. I say we just go down the stairs, and pretend this _never_ happened.

Everybody else: *agrees*

*Floor 9*

Dayn: *slowly looking around a corner*

Travis: Anything there?

Dayn: Not that I can see.

Akki: That's because you have your helmet on backwards.

Dayn: Oh.

Travis: *facepalm*

Jerrica: *facepalm 2x*

Penelope: *facepalm*

Jerrica: Was that really necessary?

Travis: *has his palm on Penelope's face* Yes, yes it was.

Penelope: wark. 'v'

Leprechaun: Top o' the marnin'!

Travis: KILL IT! *swings a knife wildly at the leprechaun*

Leprechaun: ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS! *dodges*

Travis: *stops attacking* Wait, what?

Leprechaun: Small children chase me around and try to steal me lucky charms.

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...

Akki: What?

Children: THERE HE IS! *chase*

Leprechaun: Fuck! *runs*

Everybody: ...

Leprechaun: IF YA HELP MEH, I'LL GIVE YA VAST RICHES!

Travis: WORKS FOR ME! *stabs children to death*

Dayn: I thought you were past chaotically killing everything for no reason.

Travis: I am. I chaotically killed them for MONEY!

Dayn: And that makes it okay?

Travis: Yes, it does. *turns to the Leprechaun* Now where's my money!?

Leprechaun: Did I say vast riches? I meant I'll steal all ya moneh *hyperspeed steals everybody's gold and disappears*

Akki: We really should have seen that coming.

Travis: Yes, we should have.

Dayn: How much money did he steal from you guys?

Akki: He stole one coin from me.

Jerrica: I had three. :D

Travis: I had six paperclips and two ounces of pocket lint.

Dayn: So he stole nothing of any importance.

Travis: I don't know, I could have gone MacGuyver with those paperclips and lint.

Dayn: Mac-what?

Travis: Nothing.

*Floor 10*

Leprechaun: *dancing around the heroes* I stole all ye moneh, wacha gunno do?

Dayn: Probably nothing. *stabs an emu in the face*

Travis: It's not like we really had all that much money.

Leprechaun: Wait, so ye don't care that I stole all of ye hard earned moneh?

Travis: *stabs the leprechaun in the head* No, but I do care that you stole my paperclips and pocket lint.

Dayn: You have issues.

Travis: I'm completely aware of this.


© 2011 Travis Prue
R.I.P. Message that appeared at the end of the first three chapters.
You will be missed. ;_;