Chapter 6: Conspiracy Theorist

*We rejoin our heroes on Floor 12, disregarding the previous chapter entirely*

Travis: *trampled to death by an emu*

Dayn: At least he managed to make it a down few floors before being trampled to death.

Jerrica: I suppose we should wait for him?

Akki: Of course! He would do the same for any of us.

Jerrica: No, he wouldn't.

Akki: Oh, yeah... Let's ditch the fucker.

Dayn: You both know we can't ditch our friend. No matter what, we WILL wait for him.

*Eight days later*

Dayn: Let's ditch the fucker!! *surrounded by various monsters*

Travis: I AGREE! *bashing at the various monsters surrounding Dayn*

Dayn: How long have you been back?!

Travis: About three minutes.

Dayn: Oh.

Akki: ABOUT TIME, ASSHOLE!

Travis: I'M SORRY!

Jerrica: STOP YELLING AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Travis and Akki: okay.

*Floor $floor++*

Jerrica: Took you long enough to get back.

Travis: It's not my fault. The emus are plotting against me.

Akki: Of course they are, it all makes PERFECT SENSE!

Jerrica: It does?

Akki: Yes, the emus are plotting against Travis! WHY DIDN'T WE SEE IT BEFORE!?

Dayn: *whispering to Travis* She's starting to scare me.

Travis: *whispering to Dayn* Me too.

Akki: You know what we should do?

Travis: Run?

Dayn: Get you some happy pills?

Akki: We should just sit here with our tin foil hats and discuss every stupid conspiracy theory that your stupid little brain comes up with.

Travis: *raises his hand*

Akki: *irritated* What?

Travis: What's tin foil?

Akki: Ummm.... *thinks for a moment* I don't know.

Jerrica: Uhhhh, guys?

Dayn: Yes?

Jerrica: *points*

More Various Monsters: *surrounding the party*

Akki: I blame Travis.

Travis: I blame me too...


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