Chapter 7: Emus > Dragons? Who knew?!
*We rejoin our heroes immediately after killing the variously assorted various monsters surrounding them on Floor 13*
Jerrica: IT'S FINALLY OVER!
Travis: Let's get to the stairs before it STOPS being over.
Jipostus: AGREED!
Travis: Oh, good, you're here.
Jipostus: You're happy to see me?
Travis: Of course, I've been wanting to kill you since the Mana Temple.
Jipostus: I CAN EXPLAIN!
Travis: You have three sec-
Jipostus: Ssraxx made me do it!
Travis: I KNEW IT!
Akki: Do you really believe that Ssraxx would want one of his disciples to help some asshole archmage kill another of his disciples?
Travis: Yes.
Akki: Good enough for me. *kills Jipostus*
Travis: :D
Jerrica: :D
Dayn: :D
Akki: :D
Penelope: 'v'
*Back at floor 1*
Jipostus: Dammit.
*floor 14*
Travis: That was fun.
Jerrica: About as fun as having your toenails ripped out with a fork.
Dayn: Please don't die any more. Next time, we might just go on without you.
Travis: Actually, that's a good idea.
Akki: I agree. *jokingly stabs at Travis*
Jerrica: You realize if we do that, we'll never see you again.
Travis: Probably. *dodges random emu, stabs it in the face* But, I did learn something very important these past few days.
Jerrica: What's that?
Travis: Dragons are really hard to kill without magic.
Jerrica: Yeah, they kind- Wait, dragons!?
Travis: Yeah, really big ones. That breathe FIRE.
Akki: Let me get this straight. You can kill dragons, yet you can't avoid getting murdered by big, stupid birds? No offense Penelope.
Penelope: Wark. 'v'
Travis: I'm telling you, there's something not right about the emus here.
Akki: And they're plotting against you.
Travis: I know it sounds a little crazy...
Dayn: A little?
Travis: Okay, it sounds really fucking insane, but I swear they're after me! And their king is-
Jerrica: Oh, they have a king now?
Travis: They do! Ask Penelope!
Penelope: Wark wark wark wark wark, wark wark wark. 'v'
Travis: See!?
Akki, Dayn, Jerrica, various monsters: *giving Travis a concerned look*
Travis: What!?
Akki: If I hear one more insane thing from you concerning emus, plots, emu kings, or emu kings plotting against you, I'm going to kill you. Violently.
Jerrica: I like that idea.
Dayn: Me too.
Travis: Fine then. I won't bring it up again.
Jerrica: No "Don't say I didn't warn you"?
Travis: Nope. You guys obviously think I'm insane and don't believe me, so I'll drop it.
Dayn: Good. With that insanity out of the way-
Travis: *gets trampled by 12 emus*
Emus: *stop trampling and wander around*
Dayn: -we get that insanity.
Akki: I wonder... HEY EMUS! *jumps around in front of the emus*
Dayn: AKKI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Emus: *ignore Akki*
Akki: Look, the emus aren't attacking us.
Dayn: Now that I think about it, we've only been trampled to death once.
Jerrica: Do you think Travis was right?
Dayn: It's a possib-
*PSSSST*
Akki: What was that?
*PSSSST*
Jerrica: I don't know, but there it was again.
*PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* dn hr!
Dayn: "Down here"? *looks down to see Travis face down on the ground* What are you doing down there?
Travis: ah efckd da ewus.
Dayn: We're aware that you escaped the emus, but that doesn't explain what you're doing down there.
Travis: ff eh sey dw hr dll snk mma hrps
Dayn: They'll think you're a corpse?
Travis: uhhuh
Akki: How did you get over here?
Travis: eh cald yk eh wrm
Akki: Oh.
Travis: eniwa da strcs ez ubr zer *points*
Akki: What?
Travis: da strcas is ovr dar *point point*
Akki: I'm sorry, I still didn't catch that.
Travis: *stands up* I SAID THE GODDAMN STAIRCASE IS OVER THERE! *point point ANGRYPOINT* Oh shit. *trampled*
Dayn: You did that just to be a bitch.
Akki: Yeah, I know.
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