Chapter 8: He told them so.

*We rejoin our heroes*

Emus: *still trampling Travis*

Dayn: You know, I'm pretty sure Travis was right about the emus plotting against him.

Akki: Yeah, me too.

Jerrica: Good thing he's dead and didn't hear you say that.

Travis: *standing behind Jerrica* Yeah, he would think we're complete assholes for not believing him.

Akki: Yeah, he probably would.

Travis: Oh well, he said we could go on without him if he died.

Dayn: He'll be missed.

Emus: *still trampling the ground where Travis was*

*Floor 15*

Dayn: I can't believe that worked.

Akki: I can't believe the emus are actually plotting against you.

Jipostus: I can't believe it's no-

Travis: NO! *kills Jipostus with several stab wounds to the face* WE ARE NOT MAKING THAT JOKE!

Jerrica: Thank you.

Travis: You're welcome. Also, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO.

Akki: Yes, you were right, we're sorry. Can we just drop it?

Travis: No, because the Emu Ki-

Akki: *suddenly holding a knife to Travis' face* Don't you dare finish that sentence.

Travis: okay. ._.

Penguin: *walks up to Travis*

Travis: *high pitched* A pingin!

Penguin: Butt.

Travis: No...

Jerrica: It- it can't be.

Dayn: ALL HAIL THE PENGUIN LORD! *saluting*

Akki: I knew I should have done something about that.

Penelope: wark? 'v,

Travis: *points to rather large penguin army*

Penelope: Waaaark. 'v'

Penguin Lord: *waddles up to Penelope* Butt butt butt butt butt buttbuttbutt buuuutt.

Penelope: WARK! *tramples all the penguins to death*

Everybody: *stares at the dead army of dead penguins*

Akki: Riiiiiiiiight... moving on.

*Floor 20*

Dayn: These past couple of floors have been rather uneventful.

Akki: Do you think the emus are planning something for Travis?

Jipostus: "Yes", I would say.

Dayn: *maces Jipostus in the face, killing him*

Travis: I'd really like to know how he's doing that.

Jerrica: I'm sure you would.

Shadow: *fwoosh*

Dayn: Who's there!?

Travis: IT'S THE EMU KI- MRPH MHRP MRPHPH!

Akki: *holding her hand over Travis' mouth* Shut. Up.

Shadow: *fwoosh x2*

Dayn: *turns around and comes face to face with a huge demon* ._.

Huge Demon: EmOcLeW oT yM ,eDoBa !SeHcTiB


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