Chapter 9: My Wark Will Go On.

*Back on Floor 1*

Penguins: BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*Floor 14*

Emus: *still trampling*

Large Emu with crown: *Walks into the room, sees emus trampling nothing* warrrrrk *facepalm*

Jipostus: *has his hand on the Emu King's face* You are welcome, my friend.

Emu King: *tramples Jipostus*

*Floor 1*

Penguins: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Jipostus: *appears* FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Penguins: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Jipostus: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*We rejoin our heroes on floor 20*

Huge Demon: HcIhW eNo Fo UoY sEhCtIb DlUoW eKiL oT eId ?TsRiF

Travis: *points to Dayn* He wouldn't.

Huge Demon: ,DoOG m'I gNiOg Ot LlIk UoY !tSrIf

Travis: Well, that didn't work. *facepunched through the wall in the face with a punching fist*

Huge Demon: S'oHw ?TxEn

Dayn: What did he say?

Akki: I don't know, but it's creepy.

Dayn: How come Travis could understand it?

Travis: Because, I took demonic languages in high school.

Akki: Umm, why?

Travis: ,EsUaCeB i .DlUoC

Dayn: Please don't do that.

Travis: Okay.

Demon: WoH ErA uOy LlItS ?eViLa

Travis: I've survived worse, and I'm done dying.

Emu: Wark! *attempts to trample Travis*

Travis: *trampled*

Emu: *starts to walks away*

Travis: *stands up, kills emu* Haha!

Demon: *picks up Dayn by his ankles*

Dayn: IMMA WEAPON! :D *is swung*

Travis: Well fu- *is hit*

Jerrica: You need to DOOOOOOOOOODGE! *hit by Travis*

Akki: *sidesteps the Traverrica Missile, hit with Rocket Propelled Dayn*

Penelope: WAAAAARK! *tramples Demon*

Demon: *counter-tramples Penelope*

Travis: *slow motion* PENNNNELLLLLOOOOPEEEEEEE! *reaches out for Penelope, begins slow motion running toward her*

*Insert that one Celine Dion song here*

Penelope: *slow motion* WAAAARRRRRRRRRK! *reaches out for Travis*

Akki: *normal speed facepalm x4*

Jipostus: *has both of his hands on Akki's face*

Jerrica: *stabs Jipostus in the head*

*one hour later*

Travis: *about halfway between where he started and Penelope, still running in slow motion*

Jipostus, Demon, Dayn, Akki, Jerrica: *playing poker*

Demon: *now wearing a top hat and monocle* How long is he going to do that?

Jipostus: For long time. *has several knives in his head*

Demon: Should you really be stabbing your friend's brain like that?

Jerrica: It's fine, he likes it. *knifebrains Jippy*

Jipostus: BBrrrrrrbrbla popopopoplimnmnmn!

Jerrica: See!?

Demon: If you say s-SAKFHA *knifetrampled to death*

Penelope: *trampling the demon with knives tied to her feet*

Travis: *riding Penelope* YEEE HAW!

Jipostus: This is stu- *trampled to death*

And it never stopped being stupid.


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