Chapter 114: RAEG

Akki: Can we go now? I'm tired of waiting for Travis.

Dutchess: Yeah, and I'm tired of poker.

Travis: Me too.

Jerrica: How long have you been standing there?

Travis: 3.14159265 seconds.

Jerrica: Oh.

Travis: *Turns to Sharad-Waador* I killed your blue friend, where's my reward!?

Sharad-Waador: Here ye go. *drops a dozen daggers infront of Travis* Have fun.

Travis: Daggers?

Sharad-Waador: Yep, have fun.

Travis: *twitch twitch*

Travis' Friends: *back away*

Travis: I KILLED DRAGONS, JUMPED ON TURTLES AND MUSHROOMY THINGS, DODGED FLYING FISH...

Dayn: *whispering to Jerrica while Travis continues to name off the random bullshit he had to go through* What the fuck is he talking about?

Jerrica: I don't know....

*several minutes later*

Travis: ... SLAUGHTERED A DRAGON TURTLE AND HIS SEVEN CLONES, AND THREW A PRINCESS INTO LAVA JUST FOR DAGGERS?!

Sharad-Waador: Pretty mu- GAK! *Wyrmlanc'd*

Travis: WELL FUCK YOU TOO! *notices his friends O_o'ing at him* What?


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