Chapter 115: More Boring Story Crap

Magedoom Eye: <3

Jipostus: ;_; please get it off.

Nuurag-Vaarn: Magedoom Inc still has me on hold.

Jipostus: But, it's been three hours! ;_;

Magedoom Rep: Hello, and thank you for calling Magedoom Inc. My name is Genericrep, how can I assist you today?

Nuurag: It would seem that one of your Magedoom Eyes is in love with my assistant.

Rep: Not our problem. *hangs up*

Jipostus: What they say?

Nuurag: Not my problem. *walks away*

Jipostus: ;_;

Magedoom eye: ^

*We rejoin our heroes*

Travis: *burns a dagger to ashes* Nope.

Dayn: How many do you have left?

Travis: Just this one. *attempts to burn the last dagger to ashes, but fails*

Jerrica: I told you one of them was probably an artifact.

Dayn: See, you didn't have to kill him after all.

Travis: I guess not. *slashes a randomly passing goblin with the dagger*

goblin: XD *walks away*

Dayn: Maybe you did?

Si'Var: *crawling out from under a pile of rubble* GOOD NEWS!

Akki: The writers decided to take mercy on you, meaning you're no longer the least useful character in this story?

*about ten seconds of awkward silence*

Si'Var: What the fuck are you talking about?

Travis: Pay her no mind, she's been talking to the creepy corrupted chaos grues again.

Akki: They see all, they know all... itchy... tasty. @_@

Travis: *ignoring Akki* So, what's your "GOOD NEWS!", Si'Var?

Si'Var: That dagger is the artifact dagger, Needle.

Travis: And?

Si'Var: It's our key to obtaining... <echo>THE TRIDENT OF THE RED ROOSTER!</echo>

Dutchess: Nice echo.

Si'Var: Thanks.

Dayn: The trident of the what?

Si'Var: The Trident of the Red Rooster.

Dayn: And what exactly is it?

Si'Var: It's the most powerful weapon EVER.

Akki: Ever?

Si'Var: EVER!

Akki: I see.

Si'Var: It's also the key to destroying cHaOs for good.

Akki: Wait, why haven't I heard about this, and, more importantly, how do you know about it?

Si'Var: Why would Andor tell anyone about something that can destroy all of cHaoS? Also, I know everything.

Akki: But ho-

Travis: NO MORE TIME WASTY! LET'S GO GET THE TRIDENT OF THE CRIMSON COCK AND DESTROY CHAOS AND AKKI AND SI'VAR ONCE AND FOR ALL! :D

Si'Var and Akki: We're standing right here.

Travis: Don't care.

Si'Var: Besides, there's a very small problem with that.

Travis: Of course.

Si'Var: We can't get it.

Dayn: And by we, you mean?

Si'Var: Travis, Akki, and I.

Dayn: I see.

Si'Var: Akki and I can't even touch it.

Travis: I guess you could sa-

Jerrica: Don't go there.

Travis: Okay.

Dayn: Well, Jerrica, it looks like we have a trident to find.

Jerrica: Indeed so.

Skull: Right-o chaps!

Travis: *holding the skull*

Everybody (including the skull): *looks at Travis*

Travis: *puts the skull away*

Jerrica: Right, so, how do we get the trident?

Si'Var: I don't know.

Jerrica: Helpful as always, I see.

Si'Var: But I do know where to start. *takes Needle away from Travis*

Travis: Yay!

Si'Var: *gives Needle to Dayn* Take this to the Assassin Prince.

Dayn: And?

Si'Var: Talk to him?

Jerrica: Great plan. >_>

Si'Var: Isn't it? :D

Dayn: I suppose so?

Jerrica: Shut up, Dayn.

Dayn: okay.

Akki: I guess while you two are gone, we could get the final orb.

Jerrica: That sounds like a good idea.

Akki: Of course it is. Now, you guys go get that terrible terrible trident, and meet us at the anomalies.

Dayn: The where?

Akki: You'll know when you get there.

Dayn: If you say so.

Akki: I do.

Si'Var: Good luck you two.

Dayn: Thanks. *leaves*

Jerrica: *follows Dayn*

Dutchess: =3

Travis: :D

Akki: :D

Si'Var: :D

Dayn and Jerrica: *come back and pimp slap Travis, Akki, and Si'Var*

Travis: What was that for?!

Dayn: For all the evil and/or stupid things you three are gonna do while we're gone. *leaves again*

Jerrica: *follows Dayn again*

Akki: They know us too well. :<

Travis: My face hurts.

Si'Var: My me hurts.

Dutchess: Shut up.


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