Chapter 116: Incredible Silliness

*We rejoin Dayn and Jerrica, several days later.*

Dayn: *standing outside a cave* So, this is where the Assassin's Guild is?

Jerrica: *holding a map with the letters AWGB on the back* According to this map, yes.

Dayn: THEN LETTUCE GO!

Jerrica and Dayn: *MC Hammer dance into the cave*

*One rather boring and uneventful cave exploration and a descent later*

Sign: This dungeon is very dusty.

Dayn: Thank you, sign, we were not aware of that.

Jerrica: Dayn, don't talk to the sign.

Dayn: Right-o.

Sign: ;_;

Elvish Orc Goblin Berserker Emperor King Lord Chief: RAWR! *runs at Dayn and suddenly disappears*

Dayn: Heh, stupid Berserker. *walks around the spot the Elvish Orc Goblin Berserker Emperor King Lord Chief vanished from and gets teleported*

Jerrica: Dammit, Dayn. *takes a step, gets teleported*

Dayn: *reappears in the exact spot he disappeared from* I love teleport control

Elvish Orc Goblin Berserker Emperor King Lord Chief: *reappears next to Dayn* RAAAAWR!

Dayn: O-o eep. *kicks the teleport trap just as the Berserker lunges at him*

Berserker: Hmmm...

Jerrica: *appears beside the berserker* Oh, hi. *kicks the berserker in the face then activates the trap*

Berserker: *counts down from three with his fingers and elbows the air to his left and right*

Jerrica and Dayn: *teleport into the elbows of hurtiness*

Jerrica: OWWWW!

Dayn: You son of a bitch!

Dayn and Jerrica: *attack the Berserker*

Berserker: *teleports away*

Dayn and Jerrica: *hit each other*

Random Sign that wasn't there before: This is incredibly silly, and you're not sure how it fits into your campaign to retrieve the Trident of the Red Rooster.

*sometime later*

Dayn: *stares at the berserker*

Berserker: *stares at Jerrica*

Jerrica: *stares at Jerrica*

Dayn: *notices Jerrica staring at Jerrica. doesn't say anything*

Berserker: *waves his hand in front of Jerrica's face* Is this normal?

Dayn: Nope, but I'm not gonna question it.

Jerrica: *teleports*

Berserker: *crushed by random falling sign*

Dayn: Not gonna question that either.

Dwarf with sunglasses: *drops from the ceiling*

Dayn: Orrrr thaaaat.

Dwarf: *writes something on the sign, sprinkles a small amount of shiny stuff on it, then flies away*

Jerrica: *reappears next to Dayn* what did I miss?


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