Chapter 117: Minor Plot Advancement

Sign: "You suddenly feel attuned to this area in a very special way."

Jerrica: So, it just fell on him?

Dayn: Yep.

Jerrica: That doesn't surprise me.

Dayn: Nope.

Jerrica: But what does surprise me is the fact that I can't find the goddamned staircase.

Dayn: It shouldn't. After all, these are assassins. Secretive, hidden, mask-wearing assholes.

Assassin: *smacks Dayn* Ninjas wear masks, you stupid fu- *stabbed*

Jerrica: I don't wear a mask. *pulls her scalpel out of the assassin's neck*

Dayn: So where do you reckon the staircase is?

Jerrica: Right behind that wall.

Dayn: How would you know that?

Jerrica: I just read a scroll of magic mapping. :D

Dayn: Ahh.

Jerrica: *runs at the wall and jumpkicks right through it, revealing it to be made of paper, and crashes into the staircase*

Dayn: Well done.

Jerrica: shutup. *gets up and tries to go down the stairs, gets teleported away*

Dayn: Again, well do- *smacked* ow

Jerrica: I said shutup. *pokes the staircase, gets teleported away again*

Dayn: Hmmm... *zaps the staircase with a wand of trap removal* Fixed it.

Jerrica: Good. *pushes Dayn down the stairs and follows*

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Random Ninja: *smokebombs into room, steals sign, smokebombs away*

*one floor down*

Dayn: That was uncalled for. x_x

Jerrica: Perhaps, but I did find it funny.

Dayn: But it HURT!

Jerrica: Quit being a little bitch. It didn't hurt that bad.

Dayn: No, what hurt was your fat ass landing on me.

Jerrica: What was that?

Dayn: You heard me, lard ass.

Jerrica: It's on, bitch!

Dayn: Indeed it is.

Assassin 1: I bet on the girl.

Assassin 2: You're on!

Jerrica: *girly slaps Dayn*

Dayn: *girly slaps Jerrica*

Holy and Gray Slayers, Assassins, Dopplegangers, and Doppleganger Lords: *all begin surrounding Jerrica and Dayn*

Jerrica: *pulls Dayn's hair*

Dayn: *gnaws on Jerrica's arm*

Jerrica: Grrrrr!

Dayn: Grrrrr!

Doppleganger Lords that all look like Dayn and Jerrica and the other monsters: GRRRRRRRRRRR! *finish surrounding Dayn and Jerrica*

Dayn: It's off. ._.

Jerrica: Indeed. o.o


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