Chapter 125: Daddy Issues

*We rejoin our heroes*

Travis: *stabs at Nuurag-Vaarn's head*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *dodges and throws Travis*

Travis: Weeeeeeeeeee! *bounces off the wall*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *casts Darkness*

....

Nuurag-Vaarn: Why isn't it dark. *realizes Travis is still on fire* oh.

Travis: :D

Nuurag-Vaarn: *throws some water on Travis*

Travis: *still on fire* :D

Nuurag-Vaarn: I'm really starting to hate you.

Travis: I know. *hyperspeeds over to Nuurag-Vaarn and begins stabbing at him with the RCT*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *barely dodging the various hyperspeed RCT stabs*

Travis: *gets behind Nuurag-Vaarn and blasts him in the back of the head with fire bolt*

Nuurag-Vaarn: Nice try. *energy rays Travis in the face*

Travis: IT BURRRRNS!

Akki: *still very stuck on the wall* Oh, yeah, he's immune to fire, cold, and lightning... *struggle*

Travis: Now you tell me!?

Akki: I FORGOT!!!

Travis: Oh well *casts acid ball right next to Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: MORE BURNY!!!!

Travis: INDEED MOTHERFUCKER! *stabs Nuurag-Vaarn in the arm with the RCT*

Nuurag-Vaarn: You shouldn't wound what you cAnNoT kIlL *blasts Travis into the wall*

Travis: *FACEWALLSLIDEDOWN COMBO x1!!!*

Nuurag-Vaarn: i Am NoT gOiNg To Be KiLlEd By A fIlThY hUmAn *speared in the shoulder*

Akki: *unpinned from the wall, holding a spear* No, you're going to be killed by me. *throws another spear at Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *catches the spear* i ThInK nOt, HaLfBrEeD

Akki: Bringing this up again!?

Nuurag-Vaarn: wHy ShOuLdN't I? i HaTe YoU mOrE tHaN aNyBoDy ElSe On ThE cHaOs PlAnE.

Akki: i'M gOiNg To FuCkInG kIlL yOu! *rapidfires acid bolts and magic missiles at Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: yOu ReAlLy ShOuLd WaTcH yOuR mOuTh *easily dodges acid bolts and magic missiles*

Akki: *casts cHaOs BoLt at Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *hit by chaos bolt, unharmed* yOu HaTe ChAoS sO mUcH, yOuR cHaOs PoWeRs ArE wOrThLeSs. *pulls the spear out of his shoulder and throws it at Akki, again pinning her to the wall* It's sad, really.[/chaos]

Akki: *struggling to get free* i'Ll ShOw YoU sAd WhEn I gEt Do- GaK

Nuurag-Vaarn: *holding Akki by the throat* aNd YoU wAnNa KnOw WhAt'S rEaLlY fUnNy? AnDoR oNlY cAlLs YoU oNe Of HiS mOsT pOwErFuL aS a JoKe, LiKe SoMeThInG aS wEaK aNd DiSgUsTiNg As YoU cO- *is shot through the shoulder by an adicy magic missile and turns around*

Travis: *pointing at Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: hOw DaRe YoU aTtAcK mE wHiLe I'm LeCtUrInG mY dAuGhTeR!? *rushes Travis*

Travis: *sidesteps and pins Nuurag-Vaarn's foot to the ground with the RCT*

Nuurag-Vaarn: eNoUgH oF tHiS bUlLsHiT *death rays Travis in the face*

Travis: *falls over dead*


***TO BE CONTINUED***

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