Chapter 126: I Got Better.

*We rejoin our seriously screwed heroes*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *pulls the RCT out of his foot and kicks Travis' corpse* tHaT'lL tEaCh YoU tO sTaNd Up To SoMeThInG sUpErIoR tO yOu. *turns around* aNd As Fo- *notices Akki is gone* sOn Of A bI-

KaFlAsH!!!

Nuurag-Vaarn: *turns around again, sees no TravisCorpse and notices he's not holding the RCT anymore again* gOdDaMmIt... *picks up a broken amulet of life saving* cLeVeR bAsTaRd

*OVER THERE <--->*

Travis: *hiding behind the large boulder that fell on Si'Var earlier* That was painful...

Akki: *hiding behind the same boulder* Looked like it.

Si'Var: *under the boulder* mrph grph mrrrrr! *incoherent rambling under the rock*

Akki: *ignoring Si'Var* How are you alive anyway?

Travis: *also ignoring Si'Var* Amulet of life saving *opens his portable hole and takes out two and hands one to Akki* :D

Akki: *takes amulet, puts it on* How many of those do you have? *still ignoring Si'Var*

Travis: *Also still ignoring Si'Var* Too many. They're retardedly easy to find now that I don't need one to save a dying old guy who may or may not sue me due to malpractice.

Akki: Ummm, what?

Travis: Oh, nothing...

Akki: >_>

Travis: *quickly changing subject* Your father is kind of an asshole.

Akki: Yep.

Travis: And incredibly racist.

Akki: Racist is putting it lightly.

Si'Var: *still rambling*

Akki: And shouldn't we help him?

Travis: He stays out of trouble under there. *takes a potion of cure corruption and begins drinking it*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *pops up infront of Travis* wHaT uP, bItChEs!? :D

Travis: *looks at Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *looks at Travis*

Travis: *spits the potion of cure corruption into Nuurag-Vaarn's face*

Nuurag-Vaarn: i'M bLiIiIiIiInD!

Travis: *takes nother PoCC and drinks it* That's what you get for interrupting me when I'm having a tasty drink. *ice bolts Nuurag-Vaarn*

Akki: I already told you that doesn't work, stupid.

Travis: Oh, yeah.

Nuurag-Vaarn: *rapidfire death rays Travis*

Travis: *hyperspeed dodges* disisbad. *hit and killed again*

Akki: *kicks Nuurag-Vaarn in the face*

Nuurag-Vaarn: yOu LiTtLe BiTcH

Akki: *attempts to punch Nuurag-Vaarn in the face*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *catches Akki's wrist several inches from his face*

KAFLASH AGAIN!!!

Akki: *points a finger at Nuurag-Vaarn's face and casts acid bolt*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *throws Akki*

Travis: *hyperspeed catches Akki*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *death rays and kills Travis again again*

Akki: He's just gonna keep coming back. He has like... a lot of amulets of life saving.

Nuurag-Vaarn: hE wAn'T wEaRiNg OnE tHiS tImE :d

Akki: *checks* Oh, I guess you're right... LOOK A DISTRACTION! *runs*

Nuurag-Vaarn: The chase... IS ON *chases*

Travis: *trips Nuurag-Vaarn*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *looks up* wHaT tHe... OkAy, I'm PrEtTy SuRe YoU wErE dEaD fOr GoOd ThAt TiMe

Travis: I got better.

Nuurag-Vaarn: YOU DON'T JUST RECOVER FROM GETTING KILLED!

Akki: I have to agree with that...

Travis: I do.

Nuurag-Vaarn: bUt... YoU... aNd...

Akki: *stabs Nuurag-Vaarn in the chest with the RCT* Ha HA! *stabs him again*

Nuurag-Vaarn: *falls over dead*

Akki: *stabs Nuurag-Vaarn's corpse several dozen times*

Travis: Ummm, I think he's dead. O_o

Akki: *still stabbing* GOTTA *stab* MAKE *stab* SURE!!!! *stabstabstabstabstabstabstab* :D

Si'Var: *walks up behind Travis and Akki* What did i mi- *sees Akki insangrily stabbing Nuurag-Vaarn's corpse* ... *turns around and intentionally activates a ceiling trap*

*several minutes later*

Akki: I feel better. :D

Travis: *digging Si'Var out of the massive amount of rubble* That's good. Did you get the orb?

Akki: Of course. *hands the Chaos Orb of Elemental Mana to Travis*

Travis: *stashes it in his portable hole and finishes digging Si'Var out*

Si'Var: I'm free!

Travis: Yes, yes you are. Now let's get the hell out of here and get to the "Anomalies".

Akki: Change of plans. I have something important I need to do.

Travis: Which is?

Akki: You wouldn't understand.

Travis: Try me.

Akki: It involves a schizophre-

Travis: Um, nevermind. Just go.

Si'Var: I'm gonna go with her.

Travis: Then I guess I'll look for Dayn and Jerrica. Where will we meet up?

Akki: Back at the entrance to these caverns.

endFlashback();
return(toPresent());

Travis: *now juggling all 5 orbs* And that's what happened.

Dayn: You never explained where Dutchess is.

Travis: *still juggling* She's been here the entire time.

Dutchess: >:( one day I will be the most loved character...

Travis: *drops orbs* Oh, Sh-

*EPIC EXPLOSION OF EARTHFIREAIRWATERMANA*

Captain Planet: By your po- *sees explosion* Oh shit.

*Back with Akki and Si'Var, sometime in the past again*

Si'Var: Are you sure about this? It could kill you.

Akki: I'm sure.

Yrruir: THEN IT SHALL BE DONE! *touches Akki with his horn*

Akki: *glows very white*


© 2011 Travis Prue
Some ideas by Laukku.