Chapter 136:8

*We rejoin our heroes. staring down some balors*

Balors: ...

Travis: ...

Jerrica: ...

Dayn: ...

Si'Var: ...

Dutchess: Imma dog! ^_^

Akki: *waving her hand in front of everybody's faces* Well, this is stupid.

???: You're telling me.

Akki: Ugh, what now? *turns around, comes face to face with a rather large balor* Oh, hi Fistinass.

Fistanarius: My name is Fistanarius, for the hundredth time.

Akki: Hundred-twenty-seventh time.

Fistanarius: It would seem that both our groups are... umm...

Akki: Being morons? Happens all the time.

Fistanarius: Yes, but the difference between our groups being I can snap MINE out of it. *turns to the balors* Attack th-

Balors: *all dead with three holes in their backs*

Fistanarius: Well, I didn't see that one comi-

Travis: *lands on Fistanarius' head with the rune-covered trident*

Fistanarius: *dies*

Travis: That was easy, almost too easy.

Akki: Unfortunately, things are about to get a lot more difficult.

Travis: How so?

Akki: You'll see. *ties Dayn and Jerrica to the TotRR and throws them into the cHaOs GaTe, kicks Si'Var in, puts the Crown and Medal of Chaos on Travis, shoves the Scepter into his hand, quickly slaps him between 4 and 157 times causing him to become extremely corrupted, and pushes him in.*

Dutchess: What about me?

Akki: You get an extremely important job.

Dutchess: I do? :o

Akki: Yes, you get to be teleported out of here free of charge.

Dutchess: YAAA- wait, wh-

Akki: *slaps Dutchess*

Dutchess: *disappears*

Akki: Aaaaaand, finally... *jumps into the cHaOs GaTe* WEEEEEEEE!

*inside the multicolored world of extreme weirdness*

Dayn and Jerrica: *being dragged in completely random directions by the TotRR* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Travis: tHiS iS hIgHlY uNcOmFoRtAbLe *has several eyes, horns, two mouths, scars, is QUITE small, has a huge head, has poison dripping from his hands, etc etc etc*

Akki: Sorry, I don't write the rules.

Travis: wHy DiDn'T YOU hAvE tO bE cOrRuPtEd To HeLl AnD bAcK?

Akki: They'll try to kill me either way. If I do die, I wanna die not looking like... that.

Si'Var: We're in no danger here.

Akki: How can you be sure?

Si'Var: *points to pretty much every denizen of chaos trying to catch/kill Dayn and Jerrica*

Akki: ...

Travis: cA-

Akki: Go ahead.

Travis: *reads several scrolls of chaos resistance* Much better. So is there anything we need to know before killing Andor?

Dayn and Jerrica: *land almost on Travis* -EEEEE!

Akki: Just one small detail I might have intentionally overlooked.

Travis: Intentionally... overlooked? *poking at various Denizens*

Akki: Yeah... *also poking at Denizens*

Dayn: And what is this "small detail"? *vaporizing various Denizens with the TotRR*

Akki: Well, you see, Andor's daughter is quite a bit stronger than Andor.

Travis: And you didn't think it would have been a good idea to tell us this BEFORE WE ENTERED THE GATE!? *punches a denizen in the face to establish anger*

Akki: If I did, you wouldn't have gone through with this. :D

Travis: AND FOR GOOD REASON!

Jerrica: Travis, calm down. We can probably beat Andor and his daughter easily. :D

Akki: Actually, we don't really stand a chance.

Jerrica: ........ I say we offer Akki as a peace offering and run.

Akki: Don't worry, Lyda is too much of a pacifist to fight, and in case she does decide to help Andor, we could hold her off long enough for Dayn to kill Andor.

Jerrica: I thought we didn't really stand a chance. Do you really think Dayn can fight Andor by himself and win?

Akki: He doesn't stand a chance in hell.

Travis: If we make it out of this alive, remind me to kill you... twice.

Dayn: Umm, why are the denizens kneeling? *looks up to see Andor's face in the sky* That's not creepy.

Andor: oH, hElLo.

Akki: Hello, Andor.

Andor: oH, aKkI, tHe TrEaChErOuS lItTlE bItCh, HoW aRe YoU?

Akki: I-

Andor: dOn'T cArE.

Akki: :/

Andor: *notices Dayn holding the TotRR* i SeE yOu AlSo MaNaGeD tO fInD tHaT oLd PiEcE oF jUnK. *snaps his fingers*

Travis, Dayn, Akki, Jerrica, and Si'Var: *suddenly standing in front of Andor*

Andor: *suddenly talking normally* Too bad it won't be of any help to you. I'm still going to kill you all to death. Furthermore...

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Andor: iT wIlL bE a PlEaSuRe To ShReD yOu In MeLeE


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