Chapter 19: Water water everywhere... oh wait, we did that already.
Dayn: So, think we got em all?
Travis: Hardly. There's always a guardian that requires an epic battle to take out and would never be destroyed unless we targeted it specifically. No accidents can take THOSE down.
Dayn: Like a harmless bunny?
Travis: ... where the hell did that come from?
Dayn: I dunno... possibl-
Snake from Beyond: Welcome, travellerssssssssssssssssss.
Dayn: Hello giant snake! ^.^
Travis: Great.
SfB: Inssssssolent foolsssssssssss. I am the great Sssssssnake from Beyond.
Travis: You know what, you're already annoying me...
SfB: You dare to sssssssspeak to me that way?! I am the guardian of the great Chaossssss Elemental Orb of Water, and-
Travis: Yes, yes I do... as I hate snakes, especially talking ones that talk like thissssssssss. And as for the Orb, we'll just kill ya for it.
Dayn: Are you a good snake or a bad snake?
SfB: Ahhhh, I ssssssssee. Your friend hasssss already been affected by fear and chaos, and he has become sssssssspontaneousssssssly sssssssstupid.
Travis: No, he's just a moron....
SfB: How do you deal with him?
Travis: You get used to it...
SfB: ... can we just fight already? I'm quite hungry... the last adventurersssssss that came here were hardly a filling meal, and the Chaos ssssssssservants taste like sssssssh-
Censorship guy with a business suit on: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!! *dives in between SfB, Dayn and Travis and asplodes causing a bit of damage to all of them*
Travis: ow
Dayn: ow to the power of two
SfB: Damn ccccenssssssorsssssship.
Dayn: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wai- *is eaten by the SfB and is quickly half-hanging out of SfB's mouth as he is devoured*
Travis: Thank you...
SfB: Nof problemmf. Yummeh.
Travis: ...
SfB: ...
Travis: Give ya 10000 coins for the orb? A bonus of 5000 if you swallow Dayn completely and make sure he's digested slowly.
Dayn: *muffled* Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
SfB: You know, I really sssssshould decline given the fact that I can't actually exit thisssssss goddamn room, and thussssssss have no use for currency, but... ssssssssomething tells me I had better accept.
Travis: Seriously?
SfB: Nope. Idiot.
Travis: Dammit! Could you at least swallow Dayn? It's rude to talk with your mouth full...
SfB: *gulp* Sssssssssorry.
Dayn: *even more muffled* Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!
SfB: O_O .............
Travis: *chuckle* what's wrong?
SfB: SSSSSSSStomachONFIRESSSSSSTOMACHONFIREINDIGESSSSSSSSSTIONAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *slithers as fast as possible to the little almighty snake's room*
(BOOOOM)
Dayn: *walks out of SfB guts* Hey there.
Travis: I knew your idiocy would come in handy one of these days...
Dutchess: Bark! *dammit, I hoped that he would be dead... then again, more victory and feasting for me after thought)
Dayn: Idiocy? Hardly. I PLAYED stupid in order to get eaten and then cast my only spell that sets me on fire. Despite what you may think I'm not always an idiot.
Travis: Yeah, yeah, whatever you want to believe, bashy.
Dayn: *sigh* Funny, he was the snake of water, he should have been able to put himself out before he exploded now that I think of it... but still. I could have just eviscaracted him from within.
*Penguin runs by with a human arm sticking out of it's head*
Penguin: BuTt BUtt bUtT BuTT butT BuTt MuWahHAHAhahahaHAHA.
Travis: O_O
Dayn: Well, looks like penguins aren't immune to corruption...
Travis: O_o
Knux: Uga uuuuuuuga! UGA! UNGALA! *runs across Dayn and Travis' vision*
Dylan: I DON'T CARE! WHEN THINGS START GROWING ARMS OUT OF THEIR HEADS FROM CORRUPTION, THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE FREAKIN' LINE! *runs away from penguin*
Lee: I EAT RED PANTS FOR BREAKUPPER! *runs after Dylan*
Sliat: I agree... forget the freakin' reward, I'M NOT GOING AFTER A FREAKPENGUIN! *runs after Lee*
*penguin chases them laughing evily*
Dayn: OH CRAP, IT'S AFTER US! FASTER DAMMIT!
Sliat: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Lee: When penguins grow arms out of their heads, you know that things are crazy as usual, instead!
Dayn: I'll say... though there ARE moments of calm... nah, actually, those moments are just as crazy as all the other moments.
Jerrica: Hey, what the hell is wrong with th- *crushed by falling stone*
Dayn: Like that.
Travis: I... I mean... wha... jg... dsf... just. Ah. Screw it, let's just go get the orb.
Will things ever stop being crazy around here? What will Travis and Dayn do now that they have the orb of water? What about THE ARM-PENGUIN?!! Find out next time in Chapter XX: Arenas, Barbarians, and Quests, oh my!
© 2006 Travis Prue and Daniel Muir