Chapter 41: !Nuf Si Gninworc

We rejoin our heroes after having recieved their reward from Guth'alak.

Jerrica: I cannot believe all that was for a bunch of things that just make us FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF!

Travis: *frozen* Frosty! ^^

Dayn: What? The frost wand was fun to use. ;.; *icicle hanging from nose*

Hawkslayer: >_O I dont know what you guys are complaining about... the cold is healthy! And I learned some herbology so all is well. *hands are stuck together by frost*

Dutchess: And I suffer nothing at all due to my FUR. Ahahahahahaha. ^_^

Dayn: *pours frozen water all over Dutchess*

Dutchess: I HATE YOU! *freezes into a cube*

Travis: Why did it get so cold all of a sudden anyway?

Dayn: We both went Frost-bolt happy... then again, it seems that way further out, too. Maybe it's winter... but it doesn't seem like we've been in the drakalor chain THAT long!

Jerrica: Wow, time does fly. *carefully scalpeling Travis out of the ice he's stuck in*

Travis: =D I can't feel my teeth.

Jerrica: That's normal.

Travis: =D No, my tongue is stuck, so I can't feel my teeth.

Jerrica: How can you talk if your tongue is stuck?

Travis: .... =D MRRFFGGRR!

Jerrica: Sigh...

*much freeing from icy imprisonment later*

Travis: Sweet, sweet oxygen. Come on, we gotta warm up.

Dutchess: *shivering and purplish-blue*

Dayn: My faith sustains me! *is naked and fine*

Hawkslayer: YE GODS, I'M BLIND! X_x

Travis: >_> *sets Dayn ablaze*

Dayn: My faith still sustains me! *is burning horribly to a crisp*

Travis: Apparently whatever it sustains, it's not your skin.

Dayn: My skin is only a physical possession. Onn brings true happiness ^_^

Travis: Yes, but does he bring burn cream?

Jerrica: Or lack of hurting from 5th degree burns?

Dayn: =D *trying not to scream* i hope so...

*Much healing 5th degree burns and redressing later*

Dayn: Jesus. Maybe faith doesn't sustain me from cold after all.

Travis: Speaking of which, Onn came to me in a dream with Ssraxx and the one chick last night and said he wanted to see you. Ssraxx wanted to see me, as well.

Sign: Welcome to the Conveniently Placed Altar Place! Proudly since just a week ago, "This is some sort of altar to the gods of chaos, neutrality, and law, untended - but never corroding or eroding."

Dayn: Well, that's convenient.

Travis: Hence the name O_o

*much sacrificing and prayer later*

Onn: REJOICE! THROUGH FAITH, YOUR AFFLICTIONS AND INCESSANT NEED TO BE NAKED ARE HEALED!

Travis: He has an excessive need to be naked?

Dayn: I have an excessive need to be naked?

Onn: It's subconcious, hence you freezing your ass off in the cold back there.

Dayn: Ah. Do I have a gift? Do I get powers?!!

Onn: Yes. *crowns Dayn, smacking him upside the head with a sword*

Dayn: X.x

Onn: I hereby do crown you a Champion of Law! "You feel prepared for the most chilling tasks."

Dayn: You're not funny >_>

Onn: Yes, I am *drops frozen boulders on Dayn*

Dayn: *is completely unharmed... except for the bruises* OW!

Onn: No coldness for you. Now, you also get these... bracers. :D These shining, silvery bracers...

Dayn: MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! *grabs them and holds them close* BRACERS OF WAR! *dissolves into a drooling fit*

Onn: And with that I take my leave. You're up, Ssraxx.

Ssraxx: I hereby do blah blah you, blah, whoever you are. *smacks Travis upside the head with a rolling pin* "You no longer fear the heat of all hells combined."

Travis: Wait, how the hell do I get crowned, I have these rings of ultimate dooming and crap.

Ssraxx: Ahh, I was hoping you would ask that... REJOICE, FOR THROUGH FAITH, THEY ARE SURPRESSED! I PRESENT TO YOU, THE TIARA OF UNDOOMING!

Travis: The... TIARA... of... *shatter*

Jerrica: *giggle*

Hawkslayer: o.O Did Travis' mind just shatter?

Travis: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH*etc*

Jerrica: Yep.

Istaria: My turn. I hereby pre-crown thee... or something. Jerrica, step forward!

Jerrica: ... I'm not even neutral! I'm lawful!

Istaria: I don't really care.

Jerrica: Yay! ^_^ *steps up*

Istaria: I hereby do pre-crown you... take this gift, the WAND OF REMOVE PAIN!

Jerrica: FINALLY! *holds it close* ^_^

Istaria: It has unlimited charges. Mostly because the other two guys were bitching at me about how you always get that spell wrong.

Jerrica: ... Thanks?

Istaria, Onn, and Ssraxx: *all dissapear*

Travis: *humongous sigh of relief*

Hawkslayer: I think my heart just exploded out of gratefulness. *falls over* O_x

Dayn: So how do you feel about owning a TIARA, Travis?

Jerrica: *is busying herself putting Hawkslayer on magical life support*

Travis: *wearing tiara* Eh, it's better than having the rings in effect. *watches a car fall on Jerrica* Very, very good, indeed. :D


And with that, our heroes are (pre)crowned. Now leave. We've demeaned this episode enough. Also, we find it amusing enough that you actually have to read the title of this thing backwards.

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